# Saran wrap used as a condom?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saran-wrap-used-as-a-condom/218073>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [December 10, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saran-wrap-used-as-a-condom/218073 "2003-12-10T02:49:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saran-wrap-used-as-a-condom/218073/21 "2003-12-10T13:43:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BrotherCadfael \*  
> \*\*Well, if saran wrap won’t work, how about aluminum foil? \*\*

A tinfoil hat for Mr. Happy?:eek: What kind of loon do you take him for? Well, sure, he’s impulsive and single-minded, but holy gazoot, you’d have him quoting Snidely Whiplash. “Curses! Foiled again!” :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saran-wrap-used-as-a-condom/218073/22 "2003-12-10T14:43:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by whuckfistle \*  
> \*\*For the purpose of what? \*\*

To try to pound some sense into people who may be too stupid to live. But that would be aquestion for Great Debates.

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saran-wrap-used-as-a-condom/218073/23 "2003-12-10T15:25:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr. Duality \*  
> \*\*To try to pound some sense into people who may be too stupid to live. But that would be aquestion for Great Debates. \*\*

He was responding to an article that he read, not asking if it was a good idea for he to do it himself.  
Beating up on him would be misdirecting your frustration.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saran-wrap-used-as-a-condom/218073/24 "2003-12-10T15:41:04Z")

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DO NOT put the tin foil wrapped member in the microwave.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saran-wrap-used-as-a-condom/218073/25 "2003-12-10T15:41:52Z")

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True. Being too lazy to look for supporting cites, I wanted to swiftly come down hard on the idea in case someone out there thought it was a reasonable idea.

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**Author:** ![boofy\_bloke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@boofy\_bloke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boofy_bloke)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saran-wrap-used-as-a-condom/218073/26 "2003-12-11T06:12:02Z")

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Free condoms are available from family planning clinics, peer sexuality persons in schools, HIV/AIDS clinics, some doctors and sex-on-premesis venues here in Australia.

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**Author:** ![netscape\_6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8c91f0/32.png) [@netscape\_6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/netscape_6)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saran-wrap-used-as-a-condom/218073/27 "2003-12-11T07:07:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \*  
> \*\*DO NOT put the tin foil wrapped member in the microwave. \*\*

i can’t put my tin foil wrapped member in the oven, I can’t chew on my tin foil wrapped member. i can’t put my tin foil wrapped member in the microwave. why don’t i just go lay down and die?\</homer simpson\>

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