# Sarcastic Answer Theater

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answer-theater/278934>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 9, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answer-theater/278934 "2004-12-09T16:10:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answer-theater/278934/41 "2005-01-25T19:22:11Z")

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\*\*What are some good books on zen buddhism? \*\*  
Just read an empty sheet of paper whilst sitting in a pitch black room.

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answer-theater/278934/42 "2005-01-26T01:15:45Z")

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**Sticky in Cafe Society  
IMPORTANT: Slight changes in forum rules - resurrection not forbidden**

Well, I am sure our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ will be glad to hear of that.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answer-theater/278934/43 "2005-01-26T02:45:54Z")

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We don’t often see much action in _About Cecil’s columns_

\*\*The Two-rooks Rule in Chess \*\*  
And the knights rock, dude!

\*\*The decade is almost half over. What are we calling it anyway? \*\*  
Pretty much a waste of time.

\*\*Does running burn more calories than walking? \*\*  
And does it echo?

\*\*Monopoly and Free Parking rule variations \*\*  
One of Bach’s lesser works. Stick to Goldberg

\*\*Unassisted triple play \*\*  
Dear Penthouse, I never thought I’d be writing this

\*\*Could early man only see three colors? \*\*  
Yes, but after sun rise he could make things out much better

\*\*Cigarette Tapping- the obvious truth \*\*  
They can only do time steps, not buck-and-wing

\*\*Bathing in the middle ages \*\*  
After 40, most of us just take a quick shower

\*\*A clarification for: If all Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result? \*\*  
It should have read "If all _the_ Chinese jumped at once, would _a_ cataclysm result?

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answer-theater/278934/44 "2005-01-26T04:53:48Z")

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**What should the Dem position on Islamic terrorism be?**  
We’re agin it.

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