# Sarcastic Answers to Perfectly Civil Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 7, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answers-to-perfectly-civil-questions/709230 "2015-01-07T15:50:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answers-to-perfectly-civil-questions/709230/61 "2015-01-22T19:12:08Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Taco Bell vs authentic Mexican food - What are the real differences? \*\* > > I hope you aren’t in a hurry. \*\*Taco Bell vs authentic Mexican food - What are the real differences? \*\* Color and texture of the diarrhea. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answers-to-perfectly-civil-questions/709230/62 "2015-01-23T00:24:53Z")
“Testicular torsion? Ever heard of it?” Torsion, damn near killed him. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answers-to-perfectly-civil-questions/709230/63 "2015-01-23T08:15:54Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > “Testicular torsion? Ever heard of it?” > > Torsion, damn near killed him. Yeah, I read that thread and I’m still trying to persuade my gonads to drop back into the sack from wherever they’re currently cringing in terror. /aside ---
**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answers-to-perfectly-civil-questions/709230/64 "2015-01-23T08:42:55Z")
**Would you like to go large?** Why yes, it’s a life’s ambition of mine to be a fat f\*\*k. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2015, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answers-to-perfectly-civil-questions/709230/65 "2015-01-23T22:20:00Z")
**How strong is the suction in space if your spaceship has a hole in it?** Trust me, if your spaceship had a hole in it, it would suck _mightily_. ---
**Author:** ![H2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@H2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H2.0)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answers-to-perfectly-civil-questions/709230/66 "2015-01-26T05:55:10Z")
**Anybody else doing a dry January?** No. ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answers-to-perfectly-civil-questions/709230/67 "2015-01-26T18:12:17Z")
**Off Key? Or am I just weird?** a. No, it’s an off button! BUTTON! b. If you have to ask… ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2015, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answers-to-perfectly-civil-questions/709230/68 "2015-01-27T11:41:20Z")
**Blizzard in Boston, what can we expect?** Snow. ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2015, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answers-to-perfectly-civil-questions/709230/69 "2015-02-01T08:39:44Z")
**Cabbage, potatoes, ground beef: what soup should I make?** Green pea and ham, obviously. :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarcastic-answers-to-perfectly-civil-questions/709230.md?page=3)