# Sasquatch must be exceedingly clever

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 22, 2013, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sasquatch-must-be-exceedingly-clever/671891 "2013-10-22T01:35:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sasquatch-must-be-exceedingly-clever/671891/21 "2013-10-25T15:49:17Z")

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I don’t believe in any of those things but I don’t like the cell phone argument. Cell phone cameras are great close up but terrible at Bigfoot/UFO distances. I work near an airport and my cell phone, a two year old Galaxy Nexus, is terrible at taking photos of cool fighter jets that occasionally fly overhead at about 200-300 feet. You can tell what they are but they’re blurry and unimpressive. At a thousand feet, they’re unidentifiable and look like, well, UFOs. In the mountains, it’s useless for snapping a deer or a bear at a hundred yards. A bear looks like a black smudge. If I did see a Bigfoot or UFO (which, again, don’t exist), I wouldn’t expect my cell phone to be of any use.

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