# Sasquatch On Mars!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sasquatch-on-mars/434677>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 23, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sasquatch-on-mars/434677 "2008-01-23T16:13:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sasquatch-on-mars/434677/1 "2008-01-23T16:13:12Z")

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I hope all you Sasquatch hunters are proud of yourselves. [You have hounded him all the way to Mars.](http://www.ctothejl.com/arkUnited/?p=109) Now we’ll never know what he’s all about.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sasquatch-on-mars/434677/2 "2008-01-23T16:17:38Z")

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Ha!

I just saw that too, and thought, ‘Why I oughta start a thread about Bigfoot on Mars!’

Then I thought, ‘No, there’s gonna be one already.’

😃

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sasquatch-on-mars/434677/3 "2008-01-23T16:27:42Z")

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I bet he is pissed at those little robots scurrying around.

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**Author:** ![RunSilent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@RunSilent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RunSilent)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sasquatch-on-mars/434677/4 "2008-01-23T17:52:54Z")

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The Skeptical Inquirer proved that it was a man in a Bigfoot costume… 😃

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**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sasquatch-on-mars/434677/5 "2008-01-23T18:30:25Z")

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[QUOTE=RunSilent]  
The Skeptical Inquirer proved that it was a man in a Bigfoot costume… 😃  
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I am pretty sure they identified the man as Elvis.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sasquatch-on-mars/434677/6 "2008-01-23T18:57:41Z")

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Wasn’t the Sasquatch in _The Six Million Dollar Man_ an alien robot? That would explain it right there.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sasquatch-on-mars/434677/7 "2008-01-25T04:42:47Z")

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NASA says it’s wind-carved rock. See [here](http://www.local6.com/spotlight/15126212/detail.html).

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**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sasquatch-on-mars/434677/8 "2008-01-25T05:32:40Z")

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Dear god… the winds on Mars are sentient and have carved a statue of Big Foot?!