# SATAN - A moment of your time please
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-a-moment-of-your-time-please/39019
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 31, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-a-moment-of-your-time-please/39019 "2000-10-31T01:19:11Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-a-moment-of-your-time-please/39019/1 "2000-10-31T01:19:11Z")
Mods, sorry to put this in the Pit, but I needed to talk with Satan.
Satan, jens will be in town tomorrow and Wednesday night. The Polycarps and I thought we would have dinner with him at least one of those nights. I can not give you very definite plans yet since I haven’t heard from jens, but would you be interested in participating in this. I emailed you and gave you my work phone number. Please let me know asap. Thanks.
Any other local doper that would like to attend is also welcome. Please contact me at my email address.
NOTHING to see here…move along.
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### Author:  [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-a-moment-of-your-time-please/39019/2 "2000-10-31T01:29:09Z")
I told you, Smoothie… The soul deal is non-refundable!
Geez, the noive of some people…
* * *
Yer pal,
[Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg)
\*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, three weeks, 23 hours, 30 minutes and 13 seconds.
8199 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,024.90.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 11 hours, 15 minutes.
**David B used me as a cite!** \*
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### Author:  [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-a-moment-of-your-time-please/39019/3 "2000-10-31T01:32:48Z")
You’ve got so many souls, one less won’t make any difference. ::insert whiny voice here::
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### Author:  [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-a-moment-of-your-time-please/39019/4 "2000-10-31T01:49:31Z")
Can’t you guys teabag one another in another forum?
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### Author:  [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-a-moment-of-your-time-please/39019/5 "2000-10-31T01:54:03Z")
at least when I axed Satan out, I disguised it as a rant…
it still got moved to MPSIMS… ☹
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### Author:  [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-a-moment-of-your-time-please/39019/6 "2000-10-31T02:09:06Z")
Ok, come on guys, Satan has an email address. Try using that for personal communication with him.
The Pit is not to be used to arrange playdates, OK?
Be thankful your “rant” was moved, Nav. This one’s toast.