# Satan and his Sneaky Ways
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 10, 1999, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014 "1999-12-10T22:12:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)
#### Post date: [December 10, 1999, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/1 "1999-12-10T22:12:00Z")
I was reading another thread and was hit with this message from Satan, just nonchalantly slipped in among the daffodils:
> [@](#):
>
> The disappointment I have by not being able to take my road trip is very public and very real.
>
> That said, I feel happy because in spite of the quantity of wonderful people I will be missing because I cannot do this right now, I feel that the quality of one person I hope to spend a lot of time with over this month (and much, much longer) will make up for that and then some.
I am completely out of the loop about this. Satan, I though there was a standing rule that you were required to keep us all informed about your personal life, starting new threads as necessary. Are you going to fill us in?
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Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 10, 1999, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/2 "1999-12-10T22:19:00Z")
> [@](#):
>
> Are you going to fill us in? --Chef Troy
Apparently it won’t be long before he’s filling _someone_ in… 😉
(sorry Satan! I couldn’t resist!)
So yes, please! Do tell!
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**StoryTyler**
_I am too in shape! :::muttering::: Round is a shape._
[C’mon up and see me sometime.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [December 10, 1999, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/3 "1999-12-10T22:37:00Z")
Possibly someone’ll be filling Satan in?!
I sense another felching thread coming on…
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### Author:  [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)
#### Post date: [December 11, 1999, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/4 "1999-12-11T00:00:00Z")
Yeah, Satan…who’s the lucky girl? 😉
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### Author:  [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [December 11, 1999, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/5 "1999-12-11T00:07:00Z")
Where have you ppl been hiding…even I know who she is and I am usually the last to hear about anything!!!
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“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
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### Author:  [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)
#### Post date: [December 11, 1999, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/6 "1999-12-11T00:35:00Z")
Hey, inquiring minds want to know!
Well, since the cross-country progression of Satanic Minions fell through, I’m glad there are _hints_ that season may yet be merry and warm for him.
Not that we’re so tacky we’d press for details. But if he feels the need to share each and every intimate detail…well, we’re _here_ for him.
Elaborately not curious,
Veb
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 11, 1999, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/7 "1999-12-11T00:57:00Z")
Hmmmm . . . .
-Melin
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### Author:  [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)
#### Post date: [December 11, 1999, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/8 "1999-12-11T04:16:00Z")
Hoo! Methinks Satan’s minion may be measuring much more mileage than a meager miles per gallon meandering might …
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### Author:  [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)
#### Post date: [December 11, 1999, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/9 "1999-12-11T12:42:00Z")
Sounds certain Satan should scored soon.
Selective supposedly, sans serious stuff.
Sorry. So-long.
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [December 11, 1999, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/10 "1999-12-11T14:14:00Z")
Melin: Mephistopheles’ monkey-muffin?!!
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### Author:  [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)
#### Post date: [December 11, 1999, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/11 "1999-12-11T16:44:00Z")
Seems to me that Satan’s post in the “Heaven” thread over in GD is very, very suggestive. But hey, I could be wrong…
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\\| |/
=== '\>
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### Author:  [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)
#### Post date: [December 11, 1999, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/12 "1999-12-11T17:24:00Z")
A gentleman never kisses and tells…
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Yer pal,
Satan
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### Author:  [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)
#### Post date: [December 11, 1999, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/13 "1999-12-11T17:40:00Z")
Hmmm…Its saturday.
So, she let you use her 'puter huh?
Did ya meet the mom yet?
Have a good weekend.
p.s. I like you guys, be kind to each other, dont fuck this up.
yer pal, kelli
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [December 12, 1999, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/14 "1999-12-12T06:34:00Z")
I know something y’all dont know…
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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.
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### Author:  [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)
#### Post date: [December 12, 1999, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/15 "1999-12-12T07:35:00Z")
I am so so new here and even _ **I** _ fingered it out 😉
~Bo~
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### Author:  [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)
#### Post date: [December 14, 1999, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/16 "1999-12-14T08:40:00Z")
Could you drop just one or two more hints? I think I’ve almost got it!
Between this and the Flora McFlimsey mystery, I can’t eat, I can’t sleep, and I can’t get off the computer until I get at least a little satisfaction.
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“A slightly altered view of the world…”
Chrome Toaster
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### Author:  [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [December 14, 1999, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/17 "1999-12-14T09:50:00Z")
Satan, so what’s stopping you from giving us the details, I see nothing in that post that precludes your dishing for us.
But, I happen to know the dirt so no need to spill on my account, unless of course there are some especially specific details you’d like to unburden yourself with.
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### Author:  [@Lemmon2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemmon2000)
#### Post date: [December 14, 1999, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/18 "1999-12-14T11:04:00Z")
Is there something someone needs to tell me?
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 14, 1999, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/19 "1999-12-14T15:19:00Z")
Oops! Mom’s here!
-Melin
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### Author:  [@Lemmon2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemmon2000)
#### Post date: [December 14, 1999, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-and-his-sneaky-ways/12014/20 "1999-12-14T16:05:00Z")
I’m the aunt not the mom.
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