# Satan I'm calling you out....
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 27, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581 "2000-10-27T13:06:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/1 "2000-10-27T13:06:21Z")
You heathen!
If you’d check your messages, you’d get the real meaning behind my rage… 😉
There is a place where everybody knows your name, though the plaid is sometimes hard on the eyes, the ice cold IBC keeps that in check.
Come on by, and be sure to check for messages.
Ya heathen.
Signed, your jeezoid, fundie, Jesus-freak friend.
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/2 "2000-10-27T13:10:33Z")
Nav! I love the place myself.
And you are _not_ a fundie!
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### Author:  [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/3 "2000-10-27T14:16:22Z")
Okay… Who stole Navigator’s password?
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Yer pal,
[Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg)
_I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, two weeks, four days, 12 hours, 20 minutes and 56 seconds.
8060 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,007.57.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 40 minutes._
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### Author:  [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/4 "2000-10-27T14:17:56Z")
Oh just go read your PM at the Parlor…
:wally
😃
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### Author:  [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/5 "2000-10-27T14:21:19Z")
There’s something v-e-e-e-e-r-y scary about this! A lot of bull, if you ask me! 😉
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### Author:  [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/6 "2000-10-27T14:24:32Z")
Lissen here…
As long as the Bull is an Angus Bull, I’m all fer it…
😉
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/7 "2000-10-27T14:46:42Z")
Y’all are weird. 😃
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### Author:  [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/8 "2000-10-27T14:52:19Z")
See what happens when I try to rant and rave…
Sorry, this is a ruse, to get Brian to read a message I left him at the Parlor.
Trying to be sneaky about going to NC at the end of Novemeber and letting him know about it.
Prolly wasn’t the best way to do it, but I thought it might bring him a smile.
If I fouled that up, I apologize Brian.
Now go read your message! 😉
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### Author:  [@Lauralee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lauralee)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/9 "2000-10-27T15:00:55Z")
LOL!! Now that was a shock! A Pit thread, started by NAVIGATOR of all people!!! Yikes!
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### Author:  [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/10 "2000-10-27T15:05:45Z")
since the ruse is up, and this will most likely be shuffled off to MSPSIMS soon, I must confess that there is a lot of people I’d like to drag in here and ‘get righteous’ with.
None, however, post on this board. Which is probably a good thing, because they wouldn’t last long…
_sigh_
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### Author:  [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/11 "2000-10-27T16:11:14Z")
I agree with your last statement, 'Gator… 🙂
I also responded to your missive… A whole lotta bull indeed! And I do like that you make your forays to The Pit a _rare_ experience! 😃
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Yer heathen,
[Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg)
_I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, two weeks, four days, 14 hours, 16 minutes and 27 seconds.
8063 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,007.97.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 55 minutes._
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### Author:  [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/12 "2000-10-27T16:51:58Z")
There’s something very … metaphysical … in a committed Christian going to the Pit and calling out Satan! 😃
Literary Pit-izens…is Milton’s _Paradise Regained_ online anywhere? I think it has some appropriate verses…
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### Author:  [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/13 "2000-10-27T17:28:15Z")
As a matter of fact, it’s available at the Gutenberg Project.
[_Paradise Regained_](http://promo.net/cgi-promo/pg/cat.cgi?&label=ID&ftpsite=ftp://metalab.unc.edu/pub/docs/books/gutenberg/&alpha=61)
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### Author:  [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/14 "2000-10-27T17:29:17Z")
Rather, that’s Project Gutenberg. [http://www.gutenberg.net](http://www.gutenberg.net)
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### Author:  [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/15 "2000-10-27T17:58:48Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Satan \*
> I agree with your last statement, 'Gator… 🙂
>
> I also responded to your missive… A whole lotta **bull** indeed! And I do like that you make your forays to The Pit a _ **rare** _ experience! 😃
A Rare Bull… is that like the Red Heifer? 😃
STOP IT … I’m getting hungry…
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### Author:  [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/16 "2000-10-27T18:32:34Z")
You could have always told him to gird up his tender loins! 😃
I do have to admit, though, that for a Pit thread this one was really well done! 😉
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### Author:  [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/17 "2000-10-27T18:44:59Z")
Lets try this again…
Satan, if you were on my ship, I’d kick you off at the next **port**.
More than likely you’d take that as an invitation to stop by **her house**.
But she doesn’t live in **New York**.
She drove to Las Vegas, and now lives on the **Strip**.
Don’t forget it was you that tempted Eve (who came from a **Rib** IIRC), with the fruit that caught her **eye**.
So ya heathen! Waddya think of that! heh?
😃
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### Author:  [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/18 "2000-10-27T18:56:06Z")
Ugh. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s Good Clean Fun.
Off to MPSIMS with ya.
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### Author:  [@Navigator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Navigator)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/19 "2000-10-27T19:02:53Z")
I guess I’m just not up to Pit Standards…
RATS…
Hello all you MSPSIMS people!
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### Author:  [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-im-calling-you-out/38581/20 "2000-10-27T19:09:32Z")
Damn… one great pun, and I can’t recall it. Oh well.
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