# Satan returns

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-returns/523641>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 4, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-returns/523641 "2010-01-04T17:42:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-returns/523641/1 "2010-01-04T17:42:36Z")

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For those of you who already thought Boston was ruled by Satan, you now have your proof. It’s right on the back of the Bruins hockey jerseys that are about to be hot sellers.

[He’s just signed.](http://www.boston.com/sports/hockey/bruins/articles/2010/01/04/signing_of_satan_could_give_bruins_offense_bit_of_a_push/)

(First name is Miroslav, last name pronounced “Sha-TAN”, and he’s been around the NHL, but the fun just never stops does it?)

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-returns/523641/2 "2010-01-04T17:53:58Z")

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I’m disappointed he didn’t sign with the Thrashers.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-returns/523641/3 "2010-01-04T17:56:10Z")

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He’ll be a New Jersey Devil someday, I’m sure.

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**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-returns/523641/4 "2010-01-05T00:46:35Z")

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As a Habs fan, I think the Bruins can go to hell. Now they can go there with Satan on board.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-returns/523641/5 "2010-01-05T00:52:46Z")

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Too bad they are in different sports. Think of the potential headlines if Satan and Bartolo Colon played the same field.