# Satan sez: microwave your baby! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 21, 2007, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-sez-microwave-your-baby/404923 "2007-05-21T14:17:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-sez-microwave-your-baby/404923/101 "2007-05-22T14:30:45Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] Of\* course \* I would. After all, he is supposed to be almighty. [/QUOTE] Well, the baby _did_ get out alive. šŸ†’ ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-sez-microwave-your-baby/404923/102 "2007-05-22T14:57:32Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] [QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy] No wonder it came out so dry. [/QUOTE] Well of course it did. Didnā€™t you know that _lā€™enfant sous vide_ requires you to evacuate the air from the bag during preparation? [/QUOTE] You know, Iā€™m starting to suspect that ETF knows _nothing_ about cooking babies. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-sez-microwave-your-baby/404923/103 "2007-05-22T16:40:55Z")
Whoever baked 'em for 12 hours is a slacker. I baked mine for 9 months. Boy was she tender. I could just eat her up! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-sez-microwave-your-baby/404923/104 "2007-05-22T20:56:35Z")
[QUOTE=Auntbeast] Whoever baked 'em for 12 hours is a slacker. I baked mine for 9 months. Boy was she tender. I could just eat her up! [/QUOTE] Word. The feet look particularly delectable when theyā€™re just out of the oven, IMO. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-sez-microwave-your-baby/404923/105 "2007-05-23T01:40:34Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] One last comment for the road. As a Christian, and one who believes in Satan, I thought the following. Stories like this bring negative and large attention to Satan and would detract from his goal to bring souls to Hell. \*\*Satan works best when nobody believes he exists. \*\* [/QUOTE] Iā€™ve heard the same said about vampires. Maybe it was a vampire that made him do it, and the horns were just glued on. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-sez-microwave-your-baby/404923/106 "2007-05-23T03:14:43Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] You know, Iā€™m starting to suspect that ETF knows _nothing_ about cooking babies. :dubious: [/QUOTE] Well, hell, I thought the extensive experience with kittens would apply, heck, I calculated an allowance for the differential poundage, even; but it looks like the fur makes more of a difference than Iā€™d expected. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2007, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-sez-microwave-your-baby/404923/107 "2007-05-23T03:17:05Z")
Every time I see this thread in the list, I think it says ā€œSanta Says: Microwave Your Babyā€. And I have to stop a second and refocusā€¦ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-sez-microwave-your-baby/404923.md?page=5)