# Satan? You there? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 13, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-you-there/32985 "2000-09-13T02:55:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-you-there/32985/1 "2000-09-13T02:55:40Z")
My best friend, andros, tells me that you live in the Triangle area of NC. And that we share the same first name (are we bonding yet?) Well, I’m heading up there this weekend (of the15-16 Sept.), and I was wondering if you’re interested in a beer and IRL convo. (don’t worry, I’m not gonna try to pick you up. I’m not _that way_–not that there’s anything wrong with that) In the month and a half that I’ve been one of the TM, I’ve read many of your posts and have come to respect and admire your intelligence and sense of humour. 🙂 😃 :rolleyes: :wally --DAMN! There’s no smiley for :brown-nose! At any rate, I’d like to meet a fellow doper, especially one who has the status up just-under-moderator. Lemme know, either on the thread or by e-mail. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-you-there/32985/2 "2000-09-13T18:04:21Z")
I would love to hang out, but alas, I will be driving back my beloved Drain Bead back to her Ohio home this weekend. I’m sorry, but please do get in touch. I love hanging out with Dopers. I’m even marrying one of them! 😃 * * * Yer pal, Satan - Commissioner, [The Teeming Minions](http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/full/show?lid=39428&page=leaguehome) \*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Five months, four days, 16 hours, 7 minutes and 24 seconds. 6306 cigarettes not smoked, saving $788.36. Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 21 hours, 30 minutes. \***“I’m a big Genesis fan.”-David B. _(Amen, brother!)_** \*\* ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-you-there/32985/3 "2000-09-13T19:01:15Z")
Ah, well…I head up there every month or so (the 'rents still live in Chapel Hill), so I’ll let you know the next time I’m travelling (BTW: if you ever head down to Myrtle Beach, let me know–I’ll hook you up w/a place to stay, golf if you’re into that, yaddah, yaddah, yaddah). And congratulations on your impending union! ---
**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-you-there/32985/4 "2000-09-13T19:52:10Z")
Are you there, Satan? It’s me, Margaret… ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-you-there/32985/5 "2000-09-13T20:23:02Z")
I know Andros, and I live here too. Sheesh, what are all the rest of us Raleigh Doperss chopped liver??? Thanks for the shining recommendation Andros. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-you-there/32985/6 "2000-09-13T20:31:11Z")
Well, it just so happens that Drain bead has relatives in Myrtle Beach! All of us will have to talk. And I’ve never golfed for real, and I want to, though i will kick your ass in miniature golf, of which MB is not exactly known for having any shortage of… 😉 * * * Yer pal, Satan - Commissioner, [The Teeming Minions](http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/full/show?lid=39428&page=leaguehome) \*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Five months, four days, 18 hours, 33 minutes and 57 seconds. 6310 cigarettes not smoked, saving $788.86. Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 21 hours, 50 minutes. \***“I’m a big Genesis fan.”-David B. _(Amen, brother!)_** \*\* ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-you-there/32985/7 "2000-09-13T20:33:29Z")
Satan said: > [@](#): > > And I’ve never golfed for real, and I want to, though i will kick your ass in miniature golf, of which MB is not exactly known for having any shortage of… Shortage of miniature golf, or of ass? ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-you-there/32985/8 "2000-09-13T20:59:27Z")
I know of your morbid fascination with Satan’s shiny white ass, but Pu Lease! let the man/dark angel/whatever have some peace willya? 😃 Oh, I liked that new version of your name btw “John Colorado”. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-you-there/32985/9 "2000-09-14T01:54:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aenea \* > \*\*I know Andros, and I live here too. > > Sheesh, what are all the rest of us Raleigh Doperss chopped liver??? > > Thanks for the shining recommendation Andros. :eek: > > \*\* then I bet you and I know each other, too…do the names “Abu” or “Woody” mean anything to you? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-you-there/32985/10 "2000-09-14T01:58:01Z")
aenea–Just saw your webpage (again)…we’ve met here before (bummer 'bout that Taj Mahal show!) and I realised that somehow we never met. Did he tell you the news? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-you-there/32985/11 "2000-09-14T16:01:34Z")
OK, let’s clear up a bit here. I used to live in North Carolina. I know **Blessedwolf** IRL. I know **Aenea** (hi darlin’!) and **Satan** on the boards only. I think. It’s _remotely_ possible that I have met Satan IRL, but I knew more people in Durham and Chapel Hell than in Rah-lee. Sigh. The only dopers I’ve met IRL are the ones I’ve introduced to the board. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satan-you-there/32985/12 "2000-09-14T18:12:54Z")
Well now I’m just 😕 Thought we were having some kind of a reunion all up in here LAMFAS.