# Satan's 3,000th Post **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007 "2000-04-14T00:39:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/21 "2000-04-14T10:26:00Z")
BTW: How about that strap-on link? I missed that one! ---
**Author:** ![skupla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@skupla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skupla)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/22 "2000-04-14T11:51:00Z")
Yeah a strap-on thread, I could relate to that. My girlfiend 🙂 got one for her birthday, from MY “friends”. Anyway, congrats to you Satan, I have definitely enjoyed your posts, more than one of them. (although not all 3000 of them) and now, some verbal vomit: "Owooooo Dogs have been howling at the moon for over five thousand years… The moon hasn’t moved. And dogs are still dogs… That proves something, but I don’t know what." (Snoopy) The infinite wisdom of Peanuts ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/23 "2000-04-14T11:53:00Z")
Satan, you know I love you man but, you seemed to request a link to be posted, so here it is. [The Strap-on](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001966.html). And here’s a fun little thread that was inspired by the strap-on story. [The Strap-on spoof](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000335.html) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/24 "2000-04-14T12:16:00Z")
Congrats on 3,000, Satan; may your next 3,000 be just as witty and wise. By the way- are you still interested in learning about how the development of the colony of Maryland was different from the other English colonies? You, sir, are most definitely a man of wealth and taste, and it’s been my pleasure to know (and joke with) you. * * * JMCJ “Y’know, I would invite y’all to go feltch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to all those who engage in that practice for fun.” -weirddave, set to maximum flame ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/25 "2000-04-14T12:39:00Z")
Would it be too much sucking up if i said you were one of the reasons I signed up on this board? Not if it’s true. Congrats, man. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/26 "2000-04-14T14:40:00Z")
Way to go, Satan! It’s good to have you here. I enjoy reading your posts. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 * * * I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon. –Sig line courtesy of Wally 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/27 "2000-04-14T14:48:00Z")
Well done, sir. I salute you! {finger} Oh, wait, wrong salute! :o Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/28 "2000-04-14T14:49:00Z")
Congratulations, Satan. I’ve always enjoyed your posts. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/29 "2000-04-14T15:59:00Z")
Satan, congrats on 3000. You’ve been quite an asset to this board. * * * Chaim Mattis Keller [ckeller@kozmo.com](mailto:ckeller@kozmo.com) “Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible. The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.” – Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective ---
**Author:** ![sorrel554](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@sorrel554](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sorrel554)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/30 "2000-04-14T16:16:00Z")
Congratulations, Satan! And many more! * * * Those who do not learn from history are condemned to fail the class. --A **WallyM7** creation ---
**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/31 "2000-04-14T16:48:00Z")
**Satan** , Congrats on your milestone. Here’s to a high and **meaningful** postcount! ---
**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/32 "2000-04-14T16:49:00Z")
Satan, Congrats on your milestone. Here’s to a high and meaningful postcount! ---
**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/33 "2000-04-14T16:50:00Z")
Satan, Congrats on your milestone. ## Here’s to a high and **meaningful** 😉 postcount! _“I was not making fun of you personally; I was heaping scorn on an inexcusably silly idea – a practice I shall always follow.”_ -Robert A. Heinlein ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/34 "2000-04-15T05:04:00Z")
Satin, as stated above, always read your posts. Looking forward to the next 3000!! Jack ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/35 "2000-04-15T05:13:00Z")
I generally hate these things. It was cute with PB1K, because it was a novelty. Nobody had ever hit that mark before. I don’t think I had a 1K party. If I did, someone else threw it, and I never bothered to show up. They just drank all the beer and danced without me. But I feel the need to post on this one, mainly because for once, everyone can see what kind of place this is. It’s not, as so many people often say, “_just_ a message board.” It’s a place to vent, to meet friends, and perhaps even to fall in love. You get out of it what you’re willing to put into it. If you think it’s just a message board, then you’ll never understand what it’s like for the rest of us. And I feel bad for that, because I’ve made a few valuable friends here, learned a little bit about everything, and even fell madly in love with the OP of this thread. To me, it’s not just a message board. It’s a haven. It’s my favorite bar down the street, the one where everyone knows my name. It’s the first place I go when I’m feeling down, and the first place I go when I want to share joy. I’ve laughed at Flypsyde’s one-liners so hard that I cried. I cried when I found out Kelli’s mom was okay, until I realized that it was nothing to cry about, and I smiled. It’s NOT “just a message board.” That’s why I’m posting to Brian’s 3K thread. He brought up some good points, and I’ll be damned if I let them get buried in the stampede of congratulations. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/36 "2000-04-15T05:37:00Z")
Satan, congrats on getting to 3000 before Ripken did! 🙂 Seriously, your lucid posts are part of what makes this ‘just a’ (yeh, right) message board a place worth hanging out at, and coming back to. And good luck with staying off the cigs! * * * “Living in this complex world of the future is not unlike having bees live inside your head.” - F. Scott Firesign ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/37 "2000-04-15T16:21:00Z")
Im too modest to say anything. * * * “‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice. 'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’” ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/38 "2000-04-15T20:16:00Z")
I missed the first 2500 posts… Can you give me a recap? I hope to see another 3000. (at least) * * * Take care. ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/39 "2000-04-15T20:47:00Z")
Congrats! I’ve always envied you your sig img How is it done? (TubaDiva says it can’t be done.)(Mine is simulated.) * * * [http://www.angelfire.com/on/tshirts/cecil1.gif](http://www.angelfire.com/on/tshirts/cecil1.gif) ---
**Author:** ![lamerino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f9b8f/32.png) [@lamerino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lamerino)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007/40 "2000-04-15T20:58:00Z")
Satan - Sorry I missed 3000. You reached the Big 3046 today. Handy- Don’t be so modest. 4108 is a milestone of its own. Let us know when you hit 4444. * * * Soccer Mom, Pizza, Bridge, and not in that order. Detroiter. No handicap bowler. Former teamster. You got a problem with that? Favorite site: [http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/gregspizza/index.html](http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/gregspizza/index.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-3-000th-post/16007.md?page=3)