# Satan's ass – and what you'd like to shove up there **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 29, 1999, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/10114 "1999-10-29T06:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/10114/1 "1999-10-29T06:55:00Z")
Is it just me or does Satan and heatherlee have a major ass fetish going on? Now, since this is so mundane and pointless, let’s share the fun things we would like to insert into his anal cavity. I have an old 1965 Buick Special that might fit there. Come on, folks, back me up: what would you like to shove up the Dark Lord’s Butt? Be creative! Be deep! Be sick and twisted! * * * Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![Temujin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Temujin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Temujin)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/10114/2 "1999-10-29T07:15:00Z")
First, you’d have to pull out his head … (Sorry, couldn’t resist 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![mikan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@mikan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/10114/3 "1999-10-29T08:41:00Z")
The New York Yankees. And their Buicks. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/10114/4 "1999-10-29T09:30:00Z")
Well, if I’m “backing you up” my mind isn’t on Satans ass. 😉 Beyond that, I’d guess the toe of my boots the best I can think of. I think I’ll defer to SqrlCub on this one :D. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/10114/5 "1999-10-29T09:56:00Z")
Temujin – I already covered that. He came back with the thought that he had already removed his own head and found mine there. I wondered why my smoke kept going out… you have to be more creative than that! How about a Howitzer? I’ve felt that one was up my ass, maybe he would feel one up his too. * * * Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/10114/6 "1999-10-29T10:04:00Z")
Al Gore & Dan Quayle. * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/10114/7 "1999-10-29T10:57:00Z")
Even though this was supposed to be in fun, it reeks of a personal attack to me. Sent to the pit. * * * Saint Eutychus [www.disneyshorts.org](http://www.disneyshorts.org)