# Satan's ass – and what you'd like to shove up there **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 1999, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/2705 "1999-10-29T06:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 1999, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/2705/41 "1999-11-02T16:47:00Z")
Jesse Helms. Orrin Hatch. (sp?) Bill Clinton Together. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 1999, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/2705/42 "1999-11-02T17:12:00Z")
Satan, you’ve got an awful lot of politician up there now. Lends new meaning to the Capitol Rotunda doesn’t it? * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 1999, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/2705/43 "1999-11-02T22:51:00Z")
Just a huge mass of threads. Think of the size of some of those threads. Also-Franx Oz’s hand- you could be wise like Yoda (my apologies to everyone who’s read that at least 48 times on the Internet.) ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 1999, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/2705/44 "1999-11-02T23:05:00Z")
The Ponder Board of Education, but how do you shove people into someone elses ass who have their heads up their own asses. * * * You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 1999, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/2705/45 "1999-11-02T23:06:00Z")
Odieman, why am I seeing an M.C. Escher woodcarving? * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2001, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/2705/46 "2001-06-19T12:23:18Z")
I dunno know why, but I _like_ this one. ---
**Author:** ![Bean\_Counter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/db5fbb/32.png) [@Bean\_Counter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bean_Counter)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2001, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/2705/47 "2001-06-19T22:23:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*I dunno know why, but I _like_ this one. \*\* Maybe because your particular psychosis causes you to violate accepted social morays and folkways? Or you could just be a twisted fuck. Anyway, in re-reading this thread, I found something is missing. Therefore I propose shoving the Supreme Court up Satan’s ass as well. I mean, there’s already two of the three branches of the United States Federal Government represented, might as well complete the set. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/2705/48 "2001-06-20T05:45:08Z")
Funny, yes, but I dunno - stirs up bad feelings of past harm, IMHO. Esprix [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-ass-and-what-youd-like-to-shove-up-there/2705.md?page=2)