# Satan's cigarrette meter

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-cigarrette-meter/30443>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 23, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-cigarrette-meter/30443 "2000-08-23T14:50:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-cigarrette-meter/30443/81 "2000-08-29T20:55:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Drain Bead \*  
> \*\*It’s his head…sure…just not the one on top. \*\*

…and _that’s_ why she had to run, screaming, after the garbage truck.

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**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-cigarrette-meter/30443/82 "2000-08-29T22:55:24Z")

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Congratulations-

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."  
-Winnie the Pooh  
keep up the counter, it’s almost starting to work on me…  
ooopppss… not quite yet, (exhale)

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