# Satan's Marshmallow **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721 "2005-04-04T19:56:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/1 "2005-04-04T19:56:22Z")
For various remarks I’ve made this weekend while we watched the endless coverage before and after the passing of Pope John Paul II my husband has declared that I am (or will be) the marshmallow on the end of Satan’s stick. Satan’s Marshmallow. That’s me. Should I change my SD name? It’s just so much better than velvetjones. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/2 "2005-04-04T19:59:22Z")
OOH! I like it! You could be the marshmallow on Satan’s s’more. I think I’d stick with **velvetjones** though, just in case Satan doesn’t like marshmallows. You could be **velvetjones** aka **Satan’s Marshmallow**. ---
**Author:** ![SiouxChief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SiouxChief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiouxChief)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/3 "2005-04-04T20:08:26Z")
Mmmmm…Satan’s Marshmallow ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/4 "2005-04-04T20:21:33Z")
I like it. Go for it, make the switch. That way, by brain will stop forcing me to read your posts in Eddie Murphy’s stilted, reading-off-the-cue-cards Velvet Jones-style. Really…it took me five minutes to read your OP because of that. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/5 "2005-04-04T20:32:13Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > I like it. Go for it, make the switch. > > That way, by brain will stop forcing me to read your posts in Eddie Murphy’s stilted, reading-off-the-cue-cards Velvet Jones-style. I am so glad to discover that I’m not the only one who hears Eddie whenever reading a **velvetjones** post. And I think **Satan’s Marshmallow** has a nice ring to it. Evil, yet soft and squishy and sweet. The only possible improvement might be changing your name to **Cthulhu’s Junior Mints**. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/6 "2005-04-04T20:39:38Z")
You have no idea how funny this is (to me anyway), please change your name to **Satan’s Marshmallow** with all due haste. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/7 "2005-04-04T21:07:52Z")
> [@The Devil's Grandmother](#): > > You have no idea how funny this is (to me anyway), please change your name to **Satan’s Marshmallow** with all due haste. So what relation would that make you…? ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/8 "2005-04-04T22:30:57Z")
> [@](#): > > **Cthulhu’s Junior Mints**. If that’s not a band name I don’t know what is. Thanks **Devil’s Grandmother** as long as it’s OK with the family… You know **Draelin** Evil yet soft and squshy and sweet really does kind of describe me. Hmmmm BTW - is it wrong to refer to the college of cardinals as bird school? Just wondering. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/9 "2005-04-04T22:46:02Z")
Hate to be a dissenting voice, but might this not cause confusion with our now-departed **Satan**? ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/10 "2005-04-04T23:00:00Z")
> [@bluecanary](#): > > Hate to be a dissenting voice, but might this not cause confusion with our now-departed **Satan**? I doubt it, but I like **velvetjones**. Here’s my vote to stick with it. “Hi, I’m Velvet Jones, and this is my book: HOW TO BE A HO!” ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/11 "2005-04-05T04:12:45Z")
How about **Satan’s Marshmallow in velvetjones**? ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/12 "2005-04-05T04:24:50Z")
Or just **Satan’s Velvet Marshmallow**? [sub]Now **that’s** a band name![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Catalyst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Catalyst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catalyst)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/13 "2005-04-05T06:25:08Z")
Well, maybe the admins will finally allow custom titles. That way you’d be able to use both names at once. I wouldn’t hold my breath, though. ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/14 "2005-04-05T11:48:57Z")
I probably will stick with **velvetjones** (and my apologies to those of you who hear voices in your head, that’s really not my fault, really) But to my husband I’ll forever be Satan’s Marshmallow. I spend my days now trying to live up to the name. I’ve managed to make him visibly cringe and back away several times in the past couple of days so I’m on a roll. **Rhubard** or a book title or maybe a movie. Don’t worry, I’ll cut you in for a percentage. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2005, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/15 "2005-04-05T21:41:19Z")
> [@Rhubarb](#): > > **Satan’s Velvet Marshmallow**? Now that is brilliant. I would have no objections to that. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/16 "2005-04-06T07:22:38Z")
I thought this thread was going to be about Peeps. ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/17 "2005-04-06T07:37:58Z")
If there’s going to be a trend toward names based on things celestial and ex-celestial entities roast on sticks, who’s going to be **God’s Wiener**? ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/18 "2005-04-06T15:32:02Z")
> [@The King of Soup](#): > > If there’s going to be a trend toward names based on things celestial and ex-celestial entities roast on sticks, who’s going to be **God’s Wiener**? I like **God’s Wiener** even better than Satan’s Marshmallow but alas, I’m afraid I don’t have the equipment to pull that one off. (no pun intended) Besides, if Satan’s Marshmallow is evil yet squishy and sweet what is God’s Weiner? Good yet savory and phallic? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/19 "2005-04-06T16:35:32Z")
What about **Zeus’s Waffle** or **Odin’s Pancake** or **Buddha’s Thermos**? Gotta represent here, people… ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satans-marshmallow/297721/20 "2005-04-06T17:37:52Z")
From here on in, I am to be known as **Bacchus’ Petit Four**. 🙂