# Satisfying Salsas!\` **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 10, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511 "2016-05-10T23:34:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/41 "2016-05-11T20:47:37Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > Tomatoes are a fruit. > > I have nothing more to add to this thread. I believe the Supreme Court ruled them a vegetable in the 19th century. ---
**Author:** ![nani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58956e/32.png) [@nani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nani)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/42 "2016-05-11T21:34:13Z")
So the OP recognizes that some non-Latinos make derogatory comments to and discriminate against Latinos, but he wants to be given the benefit of the doubt (in the form of Latin love) as an individual. Then, when two Latinos act rudely toward him, he wants “their kind” to get out of America. This would be a good thread to link to the next time we have a ‘white privilege’ thread in GD. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/43 "2016-05-11T21:51:35Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > I believe the Supreme Court ruled them a vegetable in the 19th century. As I would rule in the case of the OP as well. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/44 "2016-05-11T22:05:17Z")
> [@txst16](#): > > Please tell me if I am too “out-of-line”… “Out of line” is the least of your worries, _amigo_. ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/45 "2016-05-11T22:21:23Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > Tomatoes are a fruit. > > I have nothing more to add to this thread. But do they have a birth certificate? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/46 "2016-05-11T22:28:05Z")
> [@digs](#): > > But Google wouldn’t have given us that perky little accent after the exclamation point!` That’s a beauty mark. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/47 "2016-05-11T22:36:16Z")
I just came to see who was pitting a satisfying salsa. Left confused. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/48 "2016-05-11T22:40:10Z")
Well, now we are pitting people who don’t like mango in their salsa. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/49 "2016-05-11T23:18:50Z")
And those who do. We’re open that way. ---
**Author:** ![nani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58956e/32.png) [@nani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nani)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/50 "2016-05-11T23:50:01Z")
Mango is acceptable in a chutney but never in a salsa. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/51 "2016-05-11T23:53:57Z")
You cannot make me say the word ‘chutney’. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2016, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/52 "2016-05-11T23:55:46Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > Mango. There should _always_ be mango. > [@Eva\_Luna](#): > > Recipe please? We’re actually having a blind salsa tasting contest at work tomorrow, and I already have the mangos. > [@andros](#): > > No. Mango belongs in salsa like pineapple on pizza. Which is to say, not at all, ever. > [@Colibri](#): > > A salsa with mango would be a chutney. The aforementioned Sunrise Tacos here in Bangkok does have an amazingly good mango salsa, and it is _not_ a chutney. I don’t have any recipes though. And pineapple on pizza is heavenly. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/53 "2016-05-12T00:03:24Z")
[Mango and Peach Salsa!](http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sunny-anderson/mango-and-peach-salsa-recipe.html) ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/54 "2016-05-12T00:04:36Z")
I just had some salsa with peaches and pineapple in it which was very hot and delicious. Fruit in salsa is lovely. Pineapple on pizza, on the other hand… I do have a recipe for pineapple marinated with tequilla on the grille if anyone is interested. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/55 "2016-05-12T00:19:30Z")
“Salsa has now passed ketchup as America’s favorite condiment. Isn’t that amazing? You know it’s bad when even our vegetables are starting to lose their jobs to Mexico.” – Jay Leno, _The Tonight Show_ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/56 "2016-05-12T00:21:50Z")
> [@andros](#): > > No need. Fruit on pizza is a plot to undermine all that is Right and True in the world. I don’t need a birth certificate to know that while pineapple pizzas are undeniably “American” in origin and manufacture, they are diametrically opposed to all that America truly stands for. > > It is known. So you don’t even put tomatos on your pizza? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/57 "2016-05-12T00:22:27Z")
Well I’m [satisfied](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRWZ-Fg2kL0). And add me to the mango salsa=abomination group please. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/58 "2016-05-12T00:36:11Z")
What’s that little mark by the exclamation mark in the OP’s title? That’s not an asterisk, is it? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/59 "2016-05-12T01:44:47Z")
I made my almost-famous fennel and smoked salmon salsa last weekend. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2016, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511/60 "2016-05-12T01:46:35Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > What’s that little mark by the exclamation mark in the OP’s title? That’s not an asterisk, is it? ¿¿¿ Mabe a Spanish asterisk ¿¿¿ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/satisfying-salsas/754511.md?page=4)