# "Saturday, in the park, I think it was the 4th of July..."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 27, 2011, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289 "2011-08-27T14:28:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_N.Cheese)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/61 "2011-08-28T12:21:18Z")

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It was Wednesday morning at five o’clock as the day begins.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/62 "2011-08-28T13:22:05Z")

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It was just another manic Monday.

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**Author:** ![Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_N.Cheese)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/63 "2011-08-28T14:13:11Z")

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Totally missed **JRDelirious** ’ post. :smack: I blame Grooving on a Sunday afternoon at Itchycoo Park.

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/64 "2011-08-28T15:00:41Z")

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> [@Marconi\_N.Cheese](#):
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> Totally missed **JRDelirious** ’ post. :smack: I blame Grooving on a Sunday afternoon at Itchycoo Park.

Marconi…go play the Mamba,  
and listen to the radio!  
Don’t you remember?  
We built this city…

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/65 "2011-08-28T19:12:34Z")

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I remember [Sunday morning](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OsfzU_XRas). It will never be the same.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/66 "2011-08-28T21:36:28Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> I remember [Sunday morning](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OsfzU_XRas). It will never be the same.

Sunday, sunday? Shouldn’t of trusted that day

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/67 "2011-08-28T21:45:41Z")

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Everybody loves Saturday night.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/68 "2011-08-28T21:48:12Z")

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> [@outlierrn](#):
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> Sunday, sunday? Shouldn’t of trusted that day

No, no. That was Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day. Every other day of the week is fine, yeah.

But if you’ll just come with me you’ll see the beauty of Tuesday afternoon.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/69 "2011-08-28T21:53:41Z")

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:smack:

> [@kunilou](#):
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> No, no. That was Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day. Every other day of the week is fine, yeah.
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> But if you’ll just come with me you’ll see the beauty of Tuesday afternoon.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/70 "2011-08-28T22:27:48Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> No, no. That was Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day. Every other day of the week is fine, yeah.
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> But if you’ll just come with me you’ll see the beauty of Tuesday afternoon.

Or Wednesday morning at five o’clock. You know: as the day begins.

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/71 "2011-08-28T22:28:04Z")

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Yesterday’s got nothing for me.

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/72 "2011-08-28T23:05:06Z")

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But it’s Friday, I’m in love.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/73 "2011-08-28T23:48:56Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Or Wednesday morning at five o’clock. You know: as the day begins.

To the contrary; it was Three thirty in the morning, not a soul in sight, The city’s lookin’ like a ghost town on a moonless summer night.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/74 "2011-08-28T23:51:37Z")

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Saturday night’s alright for fighting, but ooh I need your love babe, eight days a week.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/75 "2011-08-28T23:51:49Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Or Wednesday morning at five o’clock. You know: as the day begins.

Beaten to it by a scant 20 hours. Probably because I’m Monday’s child.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/76 "2011-08-29T00:01:27Z")

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It was an early morning yesterday, I was up before the dawn.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/77 "2011-08-29T00:32:08Z")

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> Remember – the sixth of November.

Or the 5th of November.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/78 "2011-08-29T02:03:56Z")

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I’ve got Friday on my mind.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/79 "2011-08-29T02:08:36Z")

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On Monday she’s a bitch,  
On Tuesday she’s a bitch,  
On Wednesday to Saturday, she’s a bitch,  
Then on Sunday, just to be different,  
She’s a super King Kamehameha biatch!

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**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-in-the-park-i-think-it-was-the-4th-of-july/594289/80 "2011-08-29T02:14:26Z")

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It wasn’t Saturday- It was another park, another Sunday!

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