# Saturday is my B-day **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 27, 2000, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033 "2000-07-27T10:10:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033/1 "2000-07-27T10:10:48Z")
If anyone gives a damn, I will be 21 on Saturday. (Dont know how old that is in _metric_). Since all you lushes love any excuse to get drunk, slam one for me this weekend 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033/2 "2000-07-27T10:25:18Z")
Hippo birdie two ewe!!! (You and my mommy share a birthday!) Have fun celebrating! ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033/3 "2000-07-27T13:51:09Z")
Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday Bear\_Nenno Happy Birthday to you! Have a great day! ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033/4 "2000-07-27T16:21:37Z")
happy b-day! My birthday is in a week, but I am not going to be 21. Oh how I wish I was though! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033/5 "2000-07-27T17:13:50Z")
Happy **bidet** , Bear! Michi, What’s “pink juice”? ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033/6 "2000-07-27T17:26:39Z")
Oh yeah, well i’ll be 21 on Monday. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033/7 "2000-07-27T17:39:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \* > \*\*Happy **bidet** , Bear! > > Michi, > What’s “pink juice”? > \*\* Euthanasia solution. It has a distinct pink color so you don’t confuse it with anything else. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033/8 "2000-07-27T17:43:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bear\_Nenno \* > **If anyone gives a damn, I will be 21 on Saturday. (Dont know how old that is in _metric_).** 21 times 2 plus 30 = 72 metric years. Geez, apply for Social Security! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033/9 "2000-07-28T00:00:23Z")
I’ve been avoiding the birthday parties around here–my heart can’t take the nude Twister–but happy birthday to both **Bear** and **luna**. ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033/10 "2000-07-28T00:14:23Z")
Me too, I will be Older than last Year! ---
**Author:** ![Shaky\_Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@Shaky\_Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaky_Jake)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033/11 "2000-07-28T00:47:36Z")
Yeah, my birthday too. I’ll be…well, let’s just say I’ll be checking to see if my dick fell off overnight, like I have the past few years. lessee, it’s also the anniversary of Chuck and Di’s marriage, and the anniversary of the Judiciary Committee voting to recommend impeachment for Nixon. Happy Birthday to us all pray for my penis Shaky Jake ---
**Author:** ![robinh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@robinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robinh)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033/12 "2000-07-28T00:58:23Z")
Hey, it’s mine, too. I will be (gasp!) 38. ---
**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-is-my-b-day/27033/13 "2000-07-28T02:38:26Z")
Happy 21st birthday. I can’t remember what is was like to be 21. Jeez I must be getting old.