# Saturday morning omelet, what'll ya have?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-morning-omelet-whatll-ya-have/359292>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 3, 2006, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-morning-omelet-whatll-ya-have/359292 "2006-06-03T15:21:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-morning-omelet-whatll-ya-have/359292/21 "2006-06-03T21:05:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Tamryne]  
And Il take up **Ivylass** on her offer for some fresh orange juice. That carton stuff just doesn’t compare to fresh squeezed!  
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Here’s your OJ…don’t worry about that little gnat. He drowned in a good cause.

Do I smell coffee? _Could_ I smell coffee? 😃

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-morning-omelet-whatll-ya-have/359292/22 "2006-06-03T22:27:35Z")

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Mine is pretty basic. Cheese and fried onions. But it MUST have home fries with fried onions as well!

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**Author:** ![priapus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@priapus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/priapus)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-morning-omelet-whatll-ya-have/359292/23 "2006-06-03T22:52:57Z")

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I’m easy to please,just scrape on the toppings from last night’s pizza

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-morning-omelet-whatll-ya-have/359292/24 "2006-06-04T01:42:36Z")

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Just whatever cheddar happens to be in the fridge.

But I require fried potatoes with onions and peppers; grilled kielbasa, chorizo, or andouille; an iced V-8 with lemon; and heavily buttered rye toast on the side. Grits would be okay, too. With sausage gravy. A large cup of Nicaraguan French roast, black, no sugar. Fresh blueberry muffins with Irish butter. Grits, again. Maybe a beefsteak, medium rare. Chowder…?

“…clam or cod to-morrow for breakfast, men?”

“‘Both,’ says I; ‘and let’s have a couple of smoked herring by way of variety.’”

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-morning-omelet-whatll-ya-have/359292/25 "2006-06-04T02:05:32Z")

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Ham, cheddar, and the hottest salsa you have. Some fresh chopped tomato would go well, too, if they’re in season. And I wasn’t thinking of olives originally, but seeing **Askia** mention them, yeah, throw in some black olives, too.

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-morning-omelet-whatll-ya-have/359292/26 "2006-06-04T02:12:01Z")

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Linguisa, green chiles, green onions, jack cheese. With some of the same salsa Chronos is having on the side. And some of ivylass’s OJ with a few splashes of Champagne thrown in.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-morning-omelet-whatll-ya-have/359292/27 "2006-06-04T03:17:01Z")

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Mozzarella and cheddar, shredded; some green and red peppers; bits of sausage and ham; a dash of black pepper. Serve with crispy toast, fruit salad, and a tall glass of milk.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2006, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-morning-omelet-whatll-ya-have/359292/28 "2006-06-04T03:19:27Z")

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I want eggrolls.  
Yes, there’s one in every crowd.

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