# Saturday Night Party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440 "2000-06-25T02:30:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/1 "2000-06-25T02:30:14Z")
Ok, it’s Saturday night. There seems to be just a handful of us on here tonight, so let’s make the most of it and have a party. I’ve got an open bar and plenty of free food. If you’re gonna get frisky, there’s plenty of rooms with comfy beds. So come on people, let’s liven this place up! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/2 "2000-06-25T02:32:19Z")
I’m in, and I’ve got a really big bag of chips and really good homemade salsa that I’ll bring along. Pass me some booze! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/3 "2000-06-25T02:33:35Z")
Got any chea…er um cold champange? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/4 "2000-06-25T02:35:45Z")
Hey, Monster, I like you and all, especially for being Dopetown’s shrubber, but would it have been too much to ask that you bring some women with you? ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/5 "2000-06-25T02:43:14Z")
women??!!?! you want women?!?!? you, sir, kept this woman waiting allllllll day yesterday in an examining room for newbies!!..waiting…a brand newbie…I may be traumatized by that for a long time…it may give me issues!!..the rejection… :sigh: your turn to wait…got any tequila? aha…I sent you your case of chea…uh, cold champagne…airmail… ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/6 "2000-06-25T02:47:28Z")
Sorry for your wait, Dylan, but I only post here from work since my computer got banged up beyond repair when I moved. If you had to wait, it’s probably cuz the boss was around, or I actually had work to do for a change. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/7 "2000-06-25T02:49:37Z")
I’m here! I’m here! I’m underage, so no booze for me, but I did bring… um… let’s see here… warm Toll House cookies, Doritos, and some of my special habanero salsa! Let’s rock! ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/8 "2000-06-25T02:51:36Z")
Hey BratMan! I’m in on the action! I didn’t bring any chicks but I did bring some pods. All we have to do is wait! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/9 "2000-06-25T02:51:55Z")
Well, there’s a few of us in IRC chat…come and join us! ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/10 "2000-06-25T02:52:00Z")
yeah, but do you have any tequila?? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/11 "2000-06-25T02:54:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I’m here! I’m here! I’m underage, so no booze for me, but I did bring… um… let’s see here… warm Toll House cookies, Doritos, and some of my special habanero salsa! > \*\* Your underage! And I let you kiss on me like that in At Least I Didn’t Kill the Cat thread! Oh man, I’m going to prison. I’m not gonna last long in prison. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/12 "2000-06-25T03:04:19Z")
Which IRC is it? Because I didn’t see anyone there. ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/13 "2000-06-25T03:05:13Z")
::entering with Guiness:: Hey, BratMan, have a pint glass around here? Be right back, left the snacks in the car… ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/14 "2000-06-25T03:17:06Z")
Well, I have an uderage problem. However, I am toting several delicious drinks. Count me in! Hey, you drinking folks, hoist some tequila for Wally. ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/15 "2000-06-25T03:18:31Z")
**UNDERAGE!!!** No uderages here. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/16 "2000-06-25T03:32:47Z")
Well, underage is such a broad term…I mean, I don’t _look_ underage, so I guess it doesn’t really matter. Sorry Bratman…I couldn’t find any girls, but hopefully we can get some good busty women in here. Come on, girls, free booze and men! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/17 "2000-06-25T04:48:11Z")
Got any rum? And how about chips? What kinda chips you got? ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saturday-night-party/23440/18 "2000-06-25T04:54:45Z")
Hey I’m in for the party! I’ll try and find ya in chat. Till then, I’ve got cookies, popcorn, and lots a’ lemonade.