# Sauron's Blog **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 21, 2009, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830 "2009-04-21T11:30:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/1 "2009-04-21T11:30:18Z")
I thought [Sauron’s Blog](http://kunochan.com/sauron/) was worthy of it’s own thread, rather than continuing to hijack the thread about reading the Silmarillion. Sauron has added a new post to the blog today. Seems he’s not very light friendly this time, either. 😃 Enjoy and comment. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/2 "2009-04-21T11:38:04Z")
The link doesn’t work for me. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/3 "2009-04-21T11:48:02Z")
Works for me. Windows Vista, Firefox 3.0.8. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/4 "2009-04-21T14:28:37Z")
Awesome! ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/5 "2009-04-21T22:52:27Z")
I can’t wait to read about his encounter with Ar-Pharazon! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/6 "2009-04-21T22:53:50Z")
Link works for me. Not sure why it wouldn’t work for anyone else; it’s a standard webpage address, without need for authority or logging in or anything. If you read carefully, some of the entries have comments left by other characters, like Gothmog and even Melkor himself. I keep waiting for Olorin to make a comment. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/7 "2009-04-21T22:54:56Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > I can’t wait to read about his encounter with Ar-Pharazon! 😃 He will undoubtedly have a smarmy explanation for how he has tricked Ar-Pharazon with his sudden apparent surrender. \ ---
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/8 "2009-04-21T23:50:04Z")
Oh man, this is hilarious. I’m just reading through from the beginning now. 😃 I don’t know if Olorin has posted a comment yet, but Sauron at least has [commented](http://kunochan.com/sauron/?p=8#comments) about Olorin: > [@Sauron](#): > > Olorin? Who the hell is that? I’ve never heard of him. Sure sounds like a tool. ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/9 "2009-04-25T12:35:50Z")
[Sauron has posted again](http://kunochan.com/sauron/). Note the day he chooses for his birthday. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/10 "2009-04-26T16:56:21Z")
What’s so special about March 25? Anyway, thanks for keeping us updated. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/11 "2009-04-26T18:36:59Z")
It’s the day the Frodo and Smeagol destroyed the Ring, ushering in the Fourth Age. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/12 "2009-04-26T18:41:39Z")
This is way cool! Thanks for the link! ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/13 "2009-06-30T16:55:15Z")
[Sauron has come out of hiding to post again to his blog](http://kunochan.com/sauron/?cat=21). Read his comments about a certain race of upright bipedal, bilaterally symmetrical, four-limbed, endoskeletal, pentadactyl, binocular and binaural chordates. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/14 "2009-06-30T17:49:48Z")
> [@DSYoungEsq](#): > > [Sauron has come out of hiding to post again to his blog](http://kunochan.com/sauron/?cat=21). Read his comments about a certain race of upright bipedal, bilaterally symmetrical, four-limbed, endoskeletal, pentadactyl, binocular and binaural chordates. 😃 All that _and_ they smell like poo. I do love that blog! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/15 "2009-06-30T18:44:27Z")
Tentacles _are_ cool. ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/16 "2009-09-23T02:05:33Z")
An update: Sauron [has posted again](http://kunochan.com/sauron/?m=200909). [Quote=Sauron] Melkor (who sat on his throne, head bowed under that ridiculous crown that looks like the front bumper of a Ford Galaxy with three klieg lamps on it, complaining about migraines) [/quote] Priceless!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/17 "2009-09-23T12:31:00Z")
About time! I’d been getting worried. ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/18 "2009-09-23T15:31:02Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > About time! I’d been getting worried. He’s chronicling something like 9000 + years. Takes time, it does. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/19 "2009-09-30T22:12:10Z")
And he’s posted again! > [@](#): > > Ulmo! Remember that asshole? He’s the Valar responsible for water. Wow, that’s great, Ulmo — you’re in charge of one entire molecule! Me, I designed the metaphysical template of the cosmos, and was responsible for designing all the transition elements and all the metals and metalloids. And antimatter. And dark matter. But you’ve got dihydrogen oxide. ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/20 "2009-10-04T16:35:44Z")
I just read that, and came to post that same bit! Spewed soda I did, reading that! 😃 I also liked the bits about Melian excelling at enchanting then confusing, and Ulmo communicating through rivers, streams, rain and pissing. 😛 Did Sauron develop the Candiru, do you think?? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830.md?page=2)