# Sauron's Blog

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 21, 2009, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830 "2009-04-21T11:30:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/21 "2009-11-02T00:40:09Z")

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New one’s up! [sauron.blog](http://kunochan.com/sauron/)

“Barry the Hero”! Heh…

😃

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/22 "2009-11-12T01:27:25Z")

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Sauron’s really on a roll, posting like a maiaf\*\*\*er!

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> there’s a troop of naked Orcs out there counting their Elf-money who will shortly be getting a visit from Uncle Gorthaur.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/23 "2009-11-12T01:42:15Z")

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Did you catch the entry about Melkor being out of his mind? 😉

This is the second posting in like two or three days. Must be trying to catch up… 😃

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/24 "2009-11-12T01:50:15Z")

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OMG this one is priceless!!!

“A song of surrendering, capitulating,  
of regretting the mistake he was making.  
I sang then of seasoning, and marinating,  
setting to broil at 450º, and baking”  
ROFL. One of the better entries in a while!!

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2009, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/25 "2009-11-12T03:01:28Z")

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> [@DSYoungEsq](#):
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> ROFL. One of the better entries in a while!!

Best satire of JRRT poetry since Bored of the Rings!

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/26 "2009-12-15T23:39:16Z")

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[He’s BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!](http://www.sauronsblog.com/)

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/27 "2009-12-16T00:10:46Z")

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Yeah, I caught it earlier today.

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> Minas Tirith was an Elven tower — bet no one will ever use that name again

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2009, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saurons-blog/493830/28 "2009-12-16T03:17:15Z")

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Heheheh. Good stuff. Thanks!

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