# Savage Security Beasts! \[alert: kitty photos inside!\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 23, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877 "2008-09-23T19:06:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/1 "2008-09-23T19:06:48Z")
We have an elite security force at our house now. Cory is on security detail (no picture yet) and so is Pixie, as Head Security Fairy. Don’t let her cute looks deceive you!
[She may look innocent enough…](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/pixie/security_fairy?full=1)
But she’s a [ferocious killer waiting to be unleashed!](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/pixie/security_fairy_ferocious?full=1)
Here you can see she is easily keeping an enormous lion and an ex-husband under tight control:
[Watch it, boys!](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/pixie/security_keeps_sparky_in_line?full=1)
Oh yes, make no mistake; she is to be feared. And you [never know where she might be hiding!](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/pixie/pixie_feet?full=1)
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### Author:  [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/2 "2008-09-23T19:39:43Z")
SQUEEEE!!!
**Flander - whose plans involve getting a kitten in the very near future to play with his bunny**
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### Author:  [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/3 "2008-09-23T19:55:45Z")
You realize she’s going to kill you in your sleep for putting that tutu on her. If you’re lucky.
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### Author:  [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/4 "2008-09-23T22:54:45Z")
I’d like to know how you got the little shirt and tutu on her.
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### Author:  [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/5 "2008-09-23T23:25:04Z")
This is quite possibly the [cutest picture of my cat ever](http://www.new.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=756612&l=4a7ea&id=638028496). My cats would never, ever, ever let me dress them up for any reason. Ever. They are still pretty cute though.
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/6 "2008-09-23T23:33:44Z")
> [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](#):
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> I’d like to know how you got the little shirt and tutu on her.
Aw hell, that’s [nuthin’](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/Cory/kitty_costumes_0002?full=1)!
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### Author:  [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2008, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/7 "2008-09-23T23:38:58Z")
> [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](#):
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> I’d like to know how you got the little shirt and tutu on her.
Drugs. And lots of them.
Joe
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### Author:  [@Typo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2008, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/8 "2008-09-23T23:40:10Z")
oh my…words fail me (mainly because I’m laughing my head off at that last pic)
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### Author:  [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/9 "2008-09-24T02:00:52Z")
> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Aw hell, that’s [nuthin’](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/Cory/kitty_costumes_0002?full=1)!
This look on a cat’s face has only one meaning: “For this, you die.”
😃
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### Author:  [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/10 "2008-09-24T02:18:48Z")
> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Aw hell, that’s [nuthin’](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/Cory/kitty_costumes_0002?full=1)!
That kitty cat’s facial expression is the epitome of disgusted rolleyes!
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/11 "2008-09-24T02:18:56Z")
> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Aw hell, that’s [nuthin’](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/Cory/kitty_costumes_0002?full=1)!
Can I lolcat this? Pleeeeease?
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### Author:  [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/12 "2008-09-24T02:30:50Z")
> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Aw hell, that’s [nuthin’](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/Cory/kitty_costumes_0002?full=1)!
Dude, after Nov. 4, I am SO changing my desktop wallpaper to that picture of your cat! (yeah yeah yeah, I drink Kool-aid. So what?)
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### Author:  [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/13 "2008-09-24T03:30:42Z")
> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Aw hell, that’s [nuthin’](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/Cory/kitty_costumes_0002?full=1)!
“I represent the Krewe of DEATH. You _will_ be in our parade.”
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/14 "2008-09-24T03:41:17Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Can I lolcat this? Pleeeeease?
Sure, just put “OpalCat” for the photo credit and make sure you link to it here so we can see too!
There are more good “dressed up kitty” photos in the [album for Cory](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/Cory)–he is the world’s most laid back cat. He doesn’t care what you do to him as long as it doesn’t hurt. If it’s attention, it’s all good. For example, here he is chillin’ over a board game with my fiancé [in his blue hoodie](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/Cory/january18_004?full=1)… and [here he is in his SuperCat cape](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/Cory/kitties_january08_040?full=1), being held off by the army from eating my other cat’s special food. He considers [this to be a perfectly valid way](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/Cory/flying_cory?full=1) to be held, [as is this](http://gallery.opalcat.com/gallery/Cory/0306071905_G?full=1).
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### Author:  [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/15 "2008-09-24T04:18:15Z")
I have died from OpalCat kitteh cuteness.
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/16 "2008-09-24T13:23:27Z")
> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Sure, just put “OpalCat” for the photo credit and make sure you link to it here so we can see too!
[The deed is done.](http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2094725)
I think I messed it up, though - I put “OpalCat” in the “picture by” field but the finished lol says “dunno source”. 😕
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### Author:  [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/17 "2008-09-24T15:03:43Z")
Squeee!
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/18 "2008-09-24T15:19:41Z")
I don’t care how savage your securikitty is. Security t shirts and tutus don’t go together. At least not without black horsehide thighboots.
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2008, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/savage-security-beasts-alert-kitty-photos-inside/464877/19 "2008-09-25T09:33:53Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> I don’t care how savage your securikitty is. Security t shirts and tutus don’t go together. At least not without black horsehide thighboots.
How can you be a Security Fairy without a tutu?