# Save a life by maiming someone?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 24, 2010, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245 "2010-08-24T03:35:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/1 "2010-08-24T03:35:08Z")

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This question is inspired by [a thread about a Saudi court decision](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=12834652&posted=1#post12834652) to have a defendant paralyzed rather than executed, and the subsequent attempt to find a hospital or medical personality to carry out the sentence.

A man comes into your home with a hostage, a gun and a hammer. He hands you the hammer, and says, “This is a bad guy. I want you to break every bone in his body with that hammer. You don’t have to hit his head – I want him to be alive, but crippled for life. If you won’t do this, I will put a bullet in his head and kill him outright. But either way, I won’t hurt you. You can walk away. The only way I’ll hurt you is if you try to stop me from shooting him.”

What do you do

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/2 "2010-08-24T03:36:37Z")

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Do I get to ask the hostage which he’d prefer?

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/3 "2010-08-24T03:42:29Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Do I get to ask the hostage which he’d prefer?

How did you respond before I even finished the post? I mean, we’re friends and all, but still…

No – the hostage is gagged.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/4 "2010-08-24T03:57:21Z")

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Oh, and just to make things more interesting – you know both the hostage and the captor through sensational press coverage of a trial. Make up any details you want, but the bottom line is that you believe the captor when he says the hostage is a really bad evil guy.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/5 "2010-08-24T04:11:12Z")

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I prefer to humor crazy men with guns (unless I can escape).

Do I have any particular reason to believe that he’s an officer of the law or, otherwise, reasonably trustworthy?

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**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/6 "2010-08-24T04:30:11Z")

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Bad evil guy as I define it? Go ahead…shoot him.

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**Author:** ![Caveat\_lector\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@Caveat\_lector\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caveat_lector_1)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/7 "2010-08-24T05:14:39Z")

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I most assuredly wouldn’t hit him with the hammer and it is possible I’d try to save him entirely (though as I’ve never been in such a situation I can’t say. I might chicken out). If he kills him that is his evil act and it is on his head, but if I hurt the man it would be on mine. The fact that the victim was evil has no barring as I only believe in violence for the purpose of defense and the victim would not be a threat.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/8 "2010-08-24T05:20:57Z")

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> [@Caveat\_lector\_1](#):
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> If he kills him that is his evil act and it is on his head, but if I hurt the man it would be on mine.

If you maim the man, that’s also you saving his life.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/9 "2010-08-24T05:23:34Z")

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I see maiming as a win situation all around: The evil man gets what he wants; the victim gets to live; and I get to have a bit of fun. Everyone’s happy!

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/10 "2010-08-24T05:24:16Z")

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Can’t I just pull out my own gun and shoot and kill them both because I am pissed off they put me in the situation when I was just home, minding my own business?

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**Author:** ![Kilmore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a6a055/32.png) [@Kilmore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilmore)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/11 "2010-08-24T07:15:40Z")

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The guy with the hostage loses by coming into my home with a gun uninvited.

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**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/12 "2010-08-24T11:18:07Z")

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I choose not to decide.

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**Author:** ![GHO57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/df788c/32.png) [@GHO57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GHO57)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/13 "2010-08-24T11:32:14Z")

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… and when I’m let go, do I happen to see people tied to railroad tracks on my way home? And possibly a fat guy standing on a bridge?

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**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/14 "2010-08-24T11:37:23Z")

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Considering I’m convinced of the bad guys evil nature, he can go ahead and shoot him.

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**Author:** ![Al\_Bundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@Al\_Bundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al_Bundy)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/15 "2010-08-24T12:48:50Z")

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He’s giving me the hammer. Hopefully, I can come up with some ploy to get within striking distance of the captor. I have no reason to believe he won’t shoot me after the deed anyway, so I’m going ballistic at my best opportunity. I must admit, such impulsivity has resulted in my personal injury before. But always remember, you can expect to get injured in any fight and don’t hold back.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/16 "2010-08-24T13:27:34Z")

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> [@evilbeth](#):
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> Can’t I just pull out my own gun and shoot and kill them both because I am pissed off they put me in the situation when I was just home, minding my own business?

You have no idea how much this post pleases me.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/17 "2010-08-24T13:30:36Z")

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> [@evilbeth](#):
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> Can’t I just pull out my own gun and shoot and kill them both because I am pissed off they put me in the situation when I was just home, minding my own business?

Nope, sorry, the guy has the drop on you. Well, you can try, but odds of your surviving are very poor.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/18 "2010-08-24T13:30:41Z")

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> [@Kilmore](#):
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> The guy with the hostage loses by coming into my home with a gun uninvited.

People brandishing guns do not need invitations to enter private homes.

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**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/19 "2010-08-24T13:41:16Z")

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Come to think of it, the guy will probably die from all the hammer hitting anyway.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/save-a-life-by-maiming-someone/551245/20 "2010-08-24T13:51:09Z")

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> [@Lanzy](#):
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> Come to think of it, the guy will probably die from all the hammer hitting anyway.

[EvilSkald]  
What’s your point?  
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