# Saw boyfriend of SJW friend chowing on some Chick-fil-a. What should I do?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 8, 2017, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050 "2017-11-08T14:09:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/21 "2017-11-08T15:25:11Z")

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So with Henry turning red and giggling nervously I’ll conclude this is all concocted - way too pat.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/22 "2017-11-08T15:26:59Z")

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Meh. I know SJWs and progressives that eat at Chick-Fil-A. Not everyone gives a shit.

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**Author:** ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/23 "2017-11-08T15:30:48Z")

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Anyone else surprised by the join date?

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**Author:** ![WilyQuixote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@WilyQuixote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WilyQuixote)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/24 "2017-11-08T15:34:15Z")

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> [@Icarus](#):
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> There is a certain vibe of in the OP of the desire to gleefully stick it to someone relative to being a SJW or boyfriend of one.
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> That desire to stick it to someone for those reasons is frankly deplorable. (Yes, I used that word on purpose).

Oh, I’m definitely getting a certain vibe from the OP…

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/25 "2017-11-08T15:35:51Z")

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Stop playing games and just ask the dude out already.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/26 "2017-11-08T15:39:30Z")

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> [@steronz](#):
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> Anyone else surprised by the join date?

Not when combined with the post count.

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**Author:** ![BeenJammin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beenjammin/32/448_2.png) [@BeenJammin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeenJammin)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/27 "2017-11-08T15:41:49Z")

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> [@DkTrdGuy](#):
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> She participated in protests before they became trendy.

She must be at least 70 by now. I wouldn’t worry about it too much if she hasn’t got the relationship thing worked out yet.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/28 "2017-11-08T15:54:57Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> This board seems to have become more of a “Dear Abby” substitute lately. Lamest OP ever.

Not so lame. At least this one writes with sentences, paragraphs, and punctuation marks.

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/29 "2017-11-08T16:04:58Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> This board seems to have become more of a “Dear Abby” substitute lately. Lamest OP ever.

I wonder if people write Abby nowadays complaining about SJWs? I know they used to complain about SUVs. [Woman Hopes Fling With Boss Will Become Steady Commitment - Dear Abby | UExpress](http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby/2003/3/26/woman-hopes-fling-with-boss-will)

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/30 "2017-11-08T16:20:33Z")

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NVM, this isn’t the pit

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/31 "2017-11-08T16:29:59Z")

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> [@Icarus](#):
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> There is a certain vibe of in the OP of the desire to gleefully stick it to someone relative to being a SJW or boyfriend of one.

His interest in harming poor Henry and damaging his relationship leads me to believe that the OP is secretly wishing he was the one “sticking it” to the young SJW lass, if you catch my drift.

Jealousy makes people do ugly things. Like stake out a mall Chick-Fil-A and harass boyfriends of “friends”.

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/32 "2017-11-08T16:33:31Z")

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I make Chick-fil-A chicken better and cheaper at home by brining my chicken in pickle juice.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/33 "2017-11-08T16:39:41Z")

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> [@steronz](#):
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> Anyone else surprised by the join date?

\< raises hand\>

Also… you drive a white sedan, and somehow that’s an indicator of your all American status?

I drive a blue car, what does that make me?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/34 "2017-11-08T16:41:45Z")

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Smurfican-American.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/35 "2017-11-08T16:42:21Z")

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> [@Bill\_Door](#):
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> I make Chick-fil-A chicken better and cheaper at home by brining my chicken in pickle juice.

Yeah, but then you have to stink up the house or go outside to deep fry it. For the price and peace of mind, I’ll go to Chick-fil-A. I’m not convinced that Chick-fil-A is actually brined in pickle juice, but using pickle juice as a chicken brine does work well.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/36 "2017-11-08T16:45:06Z")

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And at least [Kenji](http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2012/07/homemade-chick-fil-a-sandwiches-recipe.html) doesn’t think the regular fried product is brined in pickle juice (though he says the chicken strips and grilled chicken may be.)

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/37 "2017-11-08T16:55:33Z")

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I once saw a very slow witted person eating at Jimmy Johns.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/38 "2017-11-08T16:59:52Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> So with Henry turning red and giggling nervously I’ll conclude this is all concocted - way too pat.

Yes, a fantasy based on a fantasy world of SJWs and chicken.

ETA: And now I’m hungry. Damn.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/39 "2017-11-08T17:03:38Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#):
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> Smurfican-American.

But…i voted for Gargamel! I can’t possibly be… shudder…a Smurf!

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/40 "2017-11-08T17:20:21Z")

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This sounds like the plot line for a very special _Saved by the Bell_.

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