# Saw boyfriend of SJW friend chowing on some Chick-fil-a. What should I do? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2017, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050 "2017-11-08T14:09:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/41 "2017-11-08T17:35:17Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > This sounds like the plot line for a very special _Saved by the Bell_. _7pm Saved By The Bell: Slater sees Jessie’s new boyfriend eating a chicken sandwich at The Max and needs to choose between blackmail or understanding. Freddie Prinze, Jr. guest stars_ ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/42 "2017-11-08T17:38:25Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > You’re a scumbag. Don’t call others names outside of the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Orwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/dfb087/32.png) [@Orwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orwell)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/43 "2017-11-08T17:40:06Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > So if she’s a fat Single Jewish Woman, how is it that she has a boychick? 😕 > > ^ That response is _more_ logical than you thinking you should even consider _thinking about_ blackmailing someone over eating a sandwich. :rolleyes: > > - Yes, I know what a Social Justice Warrior is. Thank you for the footnote. I had no idea what the hell SJW meant. Now I know, don’t care at all, and will probably forget in a week or two. But I will recall how delish a Chick-Fil-A spicy chicken sandwich is. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/44 "2017-11-08T17:54:02Z")
nm. Pointless digression. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/45 "2017-11-08T17:54:16Z")
I wonder if the OP has an electric lawnmower? ---
**Author:** ![TimeWinder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@TimeWinder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TimeWinder)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/46 "2017-11-08T17:57:25Z")
> [@Icarus](#): > > There is a certain vibe of in the OP of the desire to gleefully stick it to someone relative to being a SJW or boyfriend of one. > > That desire to stick it to someone for those reasons is frankly deplorable. (Yes, I used that word on purpose). Pro tip: Next time, you can just write them off as the deplorable crowd the moment they use “SJW.” That’s basically a screaming red flag right there. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/47 "2017-11-08T17:57:55Z")
At least he has chicken. > [@Bill\_Door](#): > > I make Chick-fil-A chicken better and cheaper at home by **brining my chicken in pickle juice**. (bolding mine) I want “brine my chicken in pickle juice” to be a euphemism for something, or at least some kind of down-home country saying: “Well, brine my chicken in pickle juice, if it isn’t Miss Delilah!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/48 "2017-11-08T18:21:55Z")
They have Chik Fil-As in Junior high? ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/49 "2017-11-08T18:23:34Z")
Point 1: If this guy is only ‘one of’ your SJW friend’s boyfriends, he’s probably better off without her. I wonder if he’s aware of the others. If not, her behavior is worse than his. Point 2: Given the way she normally behaves SJW-wise, he’d be better off without her anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/50 "2017-11-08T18:28:29Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > Meh. I know SJWs and progressives that eat at Chick-Fil-A. Not everyone gives a shit. My sister-in-law and her wife gave up boycotting Chik-Fil-A because there was one very close to their house with a playground for their kids. Parenting exhaustion \>\> social activism. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/51 "2017-11-08T18:30:55Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I once saw a very slow witted person eating at Jimmy Johns. His hair was perfect? ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/52 "2017-11-08T18:43:36Z")
This reminds me of a couple we know. Strict uber-judgemental vegans. They once insisted on eating in a separate closed room from everyone else during a big family thanksgiving because the turkey on the table was too offensive, while of course announcing their whole intent during the event. It came down through the grapevine that one of them was known to pack beef jerky while out on hiking trips with his buddies but without his SO. I’m not sure how much I’ll get for the blackmail, but at least an extra helping of mashed potatoes and cranberries. ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/53 "2017-11-08T18:53:18Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > Meh. I know SJWs and progressives that eat at Chick-Fil-A. Not everyone gives a shit. Truth. If that chicken is so wrong, I don’t wanna eat right! ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/54 "2017-11-08T19:13:57Z")
OP, your best option here is to pour yourself a big steamy mug of STFU, drink deeply therefrom, and get on with your life. Blackmail is a crime. Interfering in someone else’s relationship for your own amusement is evil. Find better ways to spend your time. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/55 "2017-11-08T19:35:54Z")
What was he drinking? ---
**Author:** ![edwards\_beard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@edwards\_beard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwards_beard)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/56 "2017-11-08T19:36:49Z")
In reality, what can you do? [“Smokey Joe” Wood](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki?curid=324265) died in 1985. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/57 "2017-11-08T20:53:26Z")
> [@Bill\_Door](#): > > I make Chick-fil-A chicken better and cheaper at home by brining my chicken in pickle juice. that’s all there big secret is I’m told … ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/58 "2017-11-08T21:34:10Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > My sister-in-law and her wife gave up boycotting Chik-Fil-A because there was one very close to their house with a playground for their kids. > > Parenting exhaustion \>\> social activism. They’ve also backed off on some of their conservative activism as a corporation, they’ve started to figure out that it isn’t a good mix and appealing to the broadest cross section of people is good business. Now, if you are boycotting them because they aren’t open on Sunday… ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/59 "2017-11-08T21:47:44Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > I now have some dirt on this guy and I’m trying to decide what I’m going to do. Please return soon with a story that involves someone quaking in their boots, or getting still as a statue, then turning red, or white, or the color draining from their face. They should by turns be absolutely silent, then shouting, or stammering, or struggling to speak. At that time you should be holding laughter inside, then become overcome by such violent laughter that you are unable to speak. The other party should become indignant with rage asking you what’s so funny. When they suddenly realize that your intent was always to reveal the secret, or never reveal it, they should be struck wordless, or start cursing at you, or start threatening you, or be too intimidated to do anything at all. Then there should be some sort of scuffle initiated by you, or the guy, or or you and the guy together, or by yet some other guy scrambling to avoid the altercation. You will of course win the altercation; this is not negotiable. As proof of your story, you should include a link to an image of an object lying on its side, which was knocked down in aforementioned altercation. The editorial board looks forward to your submission and will be following your career with great interest. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/60 "2017-11-08T21:50:38Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > This board seems to have become more of a “Dear Abby” substitute lately. Lamest OP ever. _ **DkTrdGuy** , **DkTrdGuy** , you have no complaint You are what you are, and you ain’t what you ain’t So listen up buster, and listen up good Stop wishing for bad luck and knockin’ on wood_ ([cite](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJVFY_LX9Ik)) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050.md?page=4)