# Saw boyfriend of SJW friend chowing on some Chick-fil-a. What should I do? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2017, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050 "2017-11-08T14:09:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/61 "2017-11-08T22:07:11Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > Yeah, but then you have to stink up the house or go outside to deep fry it. For the price and peace of mind, I’ll go to Chick-fil-A. I’m not convinced that Chick-fil-A is actually brined in pickle juice, but using pickle juice as a chicken brine does work well. No, you don’t need to deep fry it. Sous vide it at 140 degrees F for an hour then a 30 second sear on each side on a hot cast iron skillet. No muss, no fuss. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/62 "2017-11-08T22:27:36Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > I was at a mall eating Subway, while watching people taking years off their lives by eating food from restaurants like Sbarro and Sarku of Japan. Pretty judgemental for someone who previously posted about going out late at night in his pajamas to pick up [diet cherry Coke, white bread and ranch dressing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=819048). ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/63 "2017-11-08T22:32:56Z")
> [@Bill\_Door](#): > > No, you don’t need to deep fry it. Sous vide it at 140 degrees F for an hour then a 30 second sear on each side on a hot cast iron skillet. No muss, no fuss. That’s not Chik-Fil-A chicken! That’s some hoity toity treatment that doesn’t deserve to call itself fast food. What’s wrong with you, man? You aren’t going to fool anyone with that chicken abomination. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/64 "2017-11-08T22:36:41Z")
> [@Bill\_Door](#): > > No, you don’t need to deep fry it. Sous vide it at 140 degrees F for an hour then a 30 second sear on each side on a hot cast iron skillet. No muss, no fuss. That’s not at all what I want when I want a Southern style chicken sandwich. When I want Chick-Fil-A or just any fast food chicken sandwich, I want _fried_ chicken. Just like when I want chicken nuggets, I want them fried, or fish tacos, it’d better be battered and fried fish in there, none of this healthy grilled stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/65 "2017-11-08T22:42:02Z")
> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#): > > The editorial board looks forward to your submission and will be following your career with great interest. You forgot the part where the OP hooks up with the SJW at the end. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/66 "2017-11-08T22:42:18Z")
ETA: Deep fried food is _delicious_ and no other form of cooking will scratch that itch. When I’m bored I do, in fact, make my own deep fried nuggets from chopped up boneless thigh meat, but it is a messy pain in the ass, and I have to do it outdoors so my wife doesn’t kill me. Still, I’d rather go to Chick-Fil-A, if I had one closer by. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/67 "2017-11-08T22:43:02Z")
> [@GargoyleWB](#): > > I’m not sure how much I’ll get for the blackmail, but at least an extra helping of mashed potatoes and cranberries. Worth it. ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/68 "2017-11-08T23:23:11Z")
> [@Dangerosa](#): > > … > Now, if you are boycotting them because they aren’t open on Sunday… I have boycotted them every single Sunday because of this policy, and will continue to do so till then change this policy. I will however eat there other days of the week in support of them being open those days. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/69 "2017-11-08T23:30:48Z")
I think we are missing a important pretty of the puzzle here. What sort of things are you trying to blackmail Henry into doing? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/70 "2017-11-08T23:39:44Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > I think we are missing a important pretty of the puzzle here. Hey, this isn’t the Playboy jigsaw puzzle thread! ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/71 "2017-11-08T23:40:07Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > You forgot the part where the OP hooks up with the SJW at the end. Shhhh, don’t reveal any secret challenges. Especially the one where the policeman walks over and just can’t control his laughter. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/72 "2017-11-08T23:51:55Z")
**Saw boyfriend of SJW friend chowing on some Chick-fil-a. What should I do?** Have you ever considered minding your own fucking business? ---
**Author:** ![NJ\_Kef\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b487fb/32.png) [@NJ\_Kef\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NJ_Kef_1)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/73 "2017-11-09T00:04:41Z")
I think you should tell the chicken eater about your erotic fascination for the things he puts into his mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/74 "2017-11-09T01:58:02Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > That’s not at all what I want when I want a Southern style chicken sandwich. When I want Chick-Fil-A or just any fast food chicken sandwich, I want _fried_ chicken. Just like when I want chicken nuggets, I want them fried, or fish tacos, it’d better be battered and fried fish in there, none of this healthy grilled stuff. I don’t care about healthy, it’s that batter that I can’t abide. Batter is made from grain. Grain’s not food, grain’s what food eats. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/75 "2017-11-09T02:11:14Z")
What can you do? What should you do? Mind your own damn business. ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/76 "2017-11-09T02:13:54Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > **Saw boyfriend of SJW friend chowing on some Chick-fil-a. What should I do?** > > Have you ever considered minding your own fucking business? Or this ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/77 "2017-11-09T04:29:10Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Pretty judgemental for someone who previously posted about going out late at night in his pajamas to pick up [diet cherry Coke, white bread and ranch dressing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=819048). His prayers have been answered! Now he can get a [keg](https://www.flavourgallery.com/collections/hidden-valley-ranch/products/hidden-valley-ranch-keg)…_delivered_. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/78 "2017-11-09T05:23:28Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Now he can get a [keg](https://www.flavourgallery.com/collections/hidden-valley-ranch/products/hidden-valley-ranch-keg)…_delivered_. That is deeply wrong. ---
**Author:** ![AI\_Proofreader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@AI\_Proofreader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AI_Proofreader)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/79 "2017-11-09T05:24:49Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > Can’t help wondering if, ‘All American’, infers Christian? > > If so, one has to wonder what bible you’re reading from, to be honest. > > (I suspect they’ll both be more impressed by the true colours you’ve just revealed!) To be fair, the commandment is “thou shalt not bear false witness.” Which must mean it’s totally cool to threaten to tell the truth so you can extort something out of someone else. “And I say unto you, Yea, gather ye loopholes while ye may” ---
**Author:** ![AI\_Proofreader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@AI\_Proofreader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AI_Proofreader)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050/80 "2017-11-09T05:26:51Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Tell her, don’t tell her, do whatever you want. > > But blackmail is bad (legally and ethically), and feeling morally superior for choosing Subway over Sbarro is just plain sad. I mean, I like Subway but I don’t think eating there makes me a better person. Why wouldn’t it make you a better person? I’m sure the yoga mat chemical they use in their bread helps boost your inner balance. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saw-boyfriend-of-sjw-friend-chowing-on-some-chick-fil-a-what-should-i-do/801050.md?page=5)