# Say a little prayer for Jason Alexander. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 19, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044 "2004-09-19T21:24:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Kel\_Varnsen\_Latex\_Division](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kel_Varnsen_Latex_Division)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/1 "2004-09-19T21:24:38Z")
I am sure this is hard for him to deal with: [http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/19/spears.marriage.reut/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/19/spears.marriage.reut/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/2 "2004-09-19T21:27:11Z")
I get “Spears surprises family with wedding”. ---
**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/3 "2004-09-19T21:28:50Z")
:smack: NM. ---
**Author:** ![START](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@START](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/START)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/4 "2004-09-19T21:29:20Z")
I thought you meant the guy from Seinfeld :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/5 "2004-09-19T21:30:00Z")
I, for one, thought you meant the _other_ Jason Alexander–especially given your username. ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/6 "2004-09-19T21:35:04Z")
So does anybody know what the over/under is on how long Britney’s second marriage of 2004 will last? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/7 "2004-09-19T21:39:18Z")
> [@START](#): > > I thought you meant the guy from Seinfeld :smack: me too. Duckman. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/8 "2004-09-19T22:17:49Z")
> [@START](#): > > I thought you meant the guy from Seinfeld :smack: Yeah, I figured we were supposed to start praying that he might actually have a succesful sitcom this time. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/9 "2004-09-19T22:51:15Z")
I bet that she is pregnant and will love him eternally until at least September of next year. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/10 "2004-09-20T00:06:36Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > …until at least September of next year. Boy, aren’t you the cheery little optimist. 😉 I give it less than a year. ---
**Author:** ![Papermache\_Prince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Papermache\_Prince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papermache_Prince)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/11 "2004-09-20T00:13:44Z")
> [@asterion](#): > > Yeah, I figured we were supposed to start praying that he might actually have a succesful sitcom this time. I know God is supposed to be omnipotent - but really . . . ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/12 "2004-09-20T04:24:35Z")
:looks at watch: Well, gee, she’s got about 24 hours before it’s lasted longer than the first one… ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/13 "2004-09-20T04:45:54Z")
I too was wondering what Britney had to do with the fat guy\* from Seinfeld … - “Fat” being a description, not a dis. I happen to like big guys, if you must know. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/14 "2004-09-20T05:24:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Federline has two children with his former girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson. Imagine going into pre-school on Monday and announcing that Britney Spears is now your new mommy. 😃 Happy ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/15 "2004-09-20T08:43:21Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Imagine going into pre-school on Monday and announcing that Britney Spears is now your new mommy. 😃 New **step** mommy, and Mommy with the capital-M and the uterus of record is pissed. Apparently she had no notice that her child was going to be on the cover of People magazine a couple of weeks ago and is not thrilled with the compromise of his security. Britney has also never met the second child, the one who was born _after_ Mr. Federline proposed. Were I Shar Jackson, I’d be on the phone to an attorney first thing in the A.M. to ensure that serial-poptart-bride never ever gets any unsupervised time with my children so long as I drew breath on the planet. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/16 "2004-09-20T12:54:34Z")
> [@Abbie Carmichael](#): > > I too was wondering what Britney had to do with the fat guy\* from Seinfeld … > > - “Fat” being a description, not a dis. I happen to like big guys, if you must know. How you doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/17 "2004-09-20T12:55:00Z")
> [@TeaElle](#): > > Were I Shar Jackson, I’d be on the phone to an attorney first thing in the A.M. to ensure that serial-poptart-bride never ever gets any unsupervised time with my children so long as I drew breath on the planet. Why? Is she some kind of child molester? Or do you think the child might become a brainless poptart just through occasional contact? ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/18 "2004-09-20T13:02:46Z")
I give it 18 months. I’m feeling generous. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/19 "2004-09-20T13:04:43Z")
Just another example of how hetros are upholding the sanctity of marriage ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/20 "2004-09-20T13:13:17Z")
> [@TeaElle](#): > > serial-poptart-bride May I be the first to say… BAND NAME! 😃 I say the **SPTB** celebrates New Year’s Eve newly singled and ends up married to an Elvis Impersonator at the Drive Thru Chapel of Love in Vegas by sunup. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044.md?page=2)