# Say a little prayer for Jason Alexander. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 19, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044 "2004-09-19T21:24:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/21 "2004-09-20T13:27:25Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Just another example of how hetros are upholding the sanctity of marriage Yep. Britney and Jennifer are shining examples, aren’t they? Damn. I just rolled my eyes so hard I think my contacts got stuck in back! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/22 "2004-09-20T14:25:32Z")
You people are missing the point. They served freakin’ _chicken fingers_ at the reception. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/23 "2004-09-20T14:33:14Z")
Thats because there were no fish sticks available. But seriously, what kind of smart coice of husband is this? He dumps his girlfriend who was pregnant, how stable a husband will he be? Inquiring minds will find out! ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/24 "2004-09-20T14:51:16Z")
> [@vanilla](#): > > But seriously, what kind of smart coice of husband is this? > He dumps his girlfriend who was pregnant, how stable a husband will he be? Not to mention that he apparently hasn’t worked for quite some time, and gets an allowance from Britney. I just hope she was intelligent enough to get a prenup. Chances are she wasn’t. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/25 "2004-09-20T14:55:12Z")
I wonder what he does for this “allowance”. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/26 "2004-09-20T14:58:44Z")
She wore white. I knew she was still a virgin! > [@](#): > > Guests reportedly dined on chicken fingers, crab cakes, ribs and Waldorf salad :rolleyes: Gifts included such “around the house” items as new hubcaps, jackstands, and skirting. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/27 "2004-09-20T15:03:12Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > You people are missing the point. > > They served freakin’ _chicken fingers_ at the reception. 😕 Do you have a problem with chicken fingers at weddings, or are you upset because Britney has money to burn and yet served chicken fingers at her wedding reception? I’ve never been a fan of prenups but I hope Britney had one. She has more people to think about than just herself if this marriage goes down the tubes. Don’t get me started on the BabyDaddy she picked, either. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/28 "2004-09-20T15:11:43Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Damn. I just rolled my eyes so hard I think my contacts got stuck in back! What a great sig line, if I do say so myself. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/29 "2004-09-20T15:11:43Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Damn. I just rolled my eyes so hard I think my contacts got stuck in back! What a great sig line, if I do say so myself. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/30 "2004-09-20T15:18:16Z")
> [@Abbie Carmichael](#): > > 😕 > > Do you have a problem with chicken fingers at weddings, or are you upset because Britney has money to burn and yet served chicken fingers at her wedding reception? It just seems so – white trash. Unlike every other single thing about this wedding. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/31 "2004-09-20T21:48:58Z")
You just _know_ it’s a slow news day in the middle of a presidential election when the media has kittens over the second wedding of America’s slutpuppy. Were the Olsen Twins the bridesmaids? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/32 "2004-09-20T21:55:31Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > They served freakin’ _chicken fingers_ at the reception. Better that than _salad fingers_! ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/33 "2004-09-20T22:08:13Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > You people are missing the point. > > They served freakin’ _chicken fingers_ at the reception. I wonder if they came from KFC? I just hope that Britney’s _not_ preggers. Lord knows the gene pool’s in bad enough shape already without her contributing to it. ---
**Author:** ![arachnidlove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@arachnidlove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arachnidlove)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/34 "2004-09-20T22:17:25Z")
> [@yellowval](#): > > Not to mention that he apparently hasn’t worked for quite some time, and gets an allowance from Britney. I just hope she was intelligent enough to get a prenup. Chances are she wasn’t. Supposedly she did not get a prenup even though her mother pressed her to get one. Britney said she was “in love” and decided on no prenup. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/35 "2004-09-20T22:22:27Z")
There is already a SDMB Death Pool… why not start a SDMB Divorce Pool? We can list all the couples that won’t make it through 2005… It’s malign fun. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mithril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mithril/32/3517_2.png) [@Mithril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mithril)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/36 "2004-09-20T22:30:04Z")
I heard on the radio today that the reception was in an Irish bar, and all the guests had to pay for their own drinks. Even worse, everybody had to change into velour tracksuits (pink for the ladies, white for the gents) that had ‘pimp’ written on the back :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/37 "2004-09-20T22:30:41Z")
There’s no guarantee that J-Lo’s or Britney’s marriages will last at least longer than the time it takes for the page to load and we post our guess. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/38 "2004-09-20T22:31:36Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > It just seems so – white trash. Unlike every other single thing about this wedding. Chicken fingers at a wedding reception is trashy? Okaaaaaaay … ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/39 "2004-09-20T22:35:14Z")
> [@Mithril](#): > > Even worse, everybody had to change into velour tracksuits (pink for the ladies, white for the gents) that had ‘pimp’ written on the back :eek: I assume on the girl’s tracksuits, it was written across the butt. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/40 "2004-09-20T22:54:20Z")
> [@5 time champ](#): > > So does anybody know what the over/under is on how long Britney’s second marriage of 2004 will last? Wait…they’re _still_ married? :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044.md?page=3)