# Say a little prayer for Jason Alexander.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 19, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044 "2004-09-19T21:24:38Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/41 "2004-09-21T03:34:38Z")

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I think it was just Britney and Federline that wore track suits (hers: Mrs Federline his: The Pimp), not eveyone else, but since I wasn’t invited (darn!) I can’t say for sure.

Brian

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**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/42 "2004-09-21T08:08:27Z")

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> [@vanilla](#):
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> Thats because there were no fish sticks available.

The chicken fingers tasted like fish, apparently. I don’t remember where I read that.

Anyway, according to [this](http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/233908p-200866c.html) site, she did decide to sign a prenup, so points for her. I guess… I read at another site (no idea where) that the reception was at Dublin’s on Sunset, which I’m told is a pretty skanky place. And there was mention (again, at this site I can’t find in my history) of Britney doing a pole dance for her guests or something.

Oh well, whatever.

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-a-little-prayer-for-jason-alexander/265044/43 "2004-09-21T11:01:36Z")

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> [@Fear Itself](#):
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> Why? Is she some kind of child molester? Or do you think the child might become a brainless poptart just through occasional contact?

The latter. Not to mention learning that there’s nothing wrong with [fellating your trashy boyfriend on a balcony](http://www.defamer.com/topic/britney-and-kevin-going-down-above-street-level-018189.php) in view of passersby, [dressing like a well, I don’t know what](http://fuggingitup.blogspot.com/2004/09/oops-she-fugged-it-again.html) or simply being the walking epitome of [trailer trash](http://fuggingitup.blogspot.com/2004/07/in-fug_06.html#comments) even though she never actually lived in a trailer.

Then there’s that whole massive disregard for the child’s safety when the opportunity for more publicity arose, vis-a-vis the People cover…

Oh, and all the groomsmen or whatever Kevin assigned to his posse wore white tracksuits with “Pimp” written on the back of the jacket in black cursive (because cursive makes it classy!) and there are photos online for those who wish to look. [Defamer.com](http://Defamer.com) has one, I think. I’d go back and look but I gave myself hives looking for the three photos I linked. 😃

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