# Say hi to the new guy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-hi-to-the-new-guy/369185>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 18, 2006, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-hi-to-the-new-guy/369185 "2006-08-18T02:43:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![gabriela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/db5fbb/32.png) [@gabriela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gabriela)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-hi-to-the-new-guy/369185/61 "2006-08-20T14:58:13Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
How dead?  
[/QUOTE]

Dead enuf fer me!

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-hi-to-the-new-guy/369185/62 "2006-08-20T15:16:05Z")

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[QUOTE=gabriela]  
Dead enuf fer me!  
[/QUOTE]

you like 'em dead cold or dead warm?

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-hi-to-the-new-guy/369185/63 "2006-08-20T17:36:04Z")

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Welcome to the boards, **jimbeam**.

**Twickster** , since you sponsored the new guy, you may have the honor of administering the calamari. I’ll go get the whipped cream and the inner tube.

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**Author:** ![jimbeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/858c86/32.png) [@jimbeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbeam)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-hi-to-the-new-guy/369185/64 "2006-08-21T08:54:16Z")

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[QUOTE=DMark]  
Texan, eh…do you have a ranch in Crawford and just want to buy a sailboat to get away from all that hard work?

As I am sure you are aware, it is customary to post a link to a nude photo of yourself when you are new on this board.

Also, be sure to include your full name, credit card number and expiration date in your profile.

Charter Members are always addressed as, “Dear Wise One”.

There is a secret handshake you will learn at your first Dopefest…it entails unzipping your pants and standing on your head (we provide pillows).

Other than that, you seem to have the lay of the land here.

Welcome aBoard!  
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**obiwan** I assure you I’m just trying to get outta the work  
I will get a link to my nude photo asap  
you already have my full name, as for the # try… ou81b42 (btw, it never expires)  
I’ll try to in include the pose and handshake in the photo link  
try this one, [http://www.drunk-monkey.com/monkey1.jpg](http://www.drunk-monkey.com/monkey1.jpg)

and **gabriel** didya say dead nekkid wimmin?  
hmm I guess if **twix** brings enough whipped cream and squid it’ll all taste the same.  
esp, after a few more of these whiskey floats.  
hey **scooby** glad you made it… we maybe doing some snorkling after while. are you up to a little “skin” diving. whatta bout it? any of you nekkid wimmen wanna be the pool.

and **chowder** I like em HOT dead or not 😉

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