# Say something good about Donald Trump. Can you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [February 23, 2025, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705 "2025-02-23T19:18:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/21 "2025-02-23T20:55:39Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> As the world’s great grifter and con man, he’s made an example for generations to come.

Yes. So far, he is the most successful criminal ever.

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**Author:** ![Disinfectus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/disinfectus/32/11085_2.png) [@Disinfectus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disinfectus)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/22 "2025-02-23T21:01:37Z")

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He’s got a talent for making every former President seem better qualified and a better person than they may have actually been.

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**Author:** ![Disinfectus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/disinfectus/32/11085_2.png) [@Disinfectus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disinfectus)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/23 "2025-02-23T21:03:12Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> He was funny in Home Alone.

He wasn’t in Home Alone. He was in the sequel.

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**Author:** ![Mops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mops/32/16494_2.png) [@Mops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mops)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/24 "2025-02-23T21:25:04Z")

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I for one think more kindly of George W Bush than I used to, thanks to Donald Trump.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/25 "2025-02-23T21:25:46Z")

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He is a prescient, valid, walking billboard for the health benefits of _ **not** _ spray tanning.

Tripler  
He’s effective at contributing to the Coriolis Effect with all the hot air he blows.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/26 "2025-02-23T21:37:17Z")

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He’s the best recruiter for federal union membership in several generations.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/27 "2025-02-23T21:39:49Z")

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He has a remarkable amount of energy.

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/28 "2025-02-23T21:42:36Z")

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Best president since Ronald Reagan crossed the Delaware and took over New Jersey.

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**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/29 "2025-02-23T21:53:01Z")

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> [@Mops](#):
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> I for one think more kindly of George W Bush than I used to, thanks to Donald Trump.

Definitely my pick. Bush now seems like a pitiably under-qualified but well-meaning doofus. I mean the guy actually had a moral compass (this was not evident to me at the time). Trump makes everyone on earth look good in comparison. I mean, even Putin is passionate and focused about something other than himself, even it’s world domination.

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**Author:** ![velomont](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/8491ac/32.png) [@velomont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velomont)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/30 "2025-02-23T21:55:52Z")

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Thanks to him, I have a far greater understanding of the US political system than I ever thought possible or necessary, and I don’t even live there.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/31 "2025-02-23T22:16:57Z")

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There was a festering sore in the US body politic that was covered by a band-aid of civility and empathy.  
He’s ripped that band-aid off.  
Whether this exposure will kill or cure is yet to be determined.

> [@velomont](#):
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> I have a far greater understanding of the US political system

It has been confirmed to me that “this most perfect of documents” and its attendant “checks & balances” was bullshit from the get-go.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/32 "2025-02-23T22:34:28Z")

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He has a great eye for identifying a need in people and convincingly pandering to it. Stuff that sounds bone stupid to most of us here has gained him a large devoted following of acolytes so I can’t deny he has talent in that regard.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/33 "2025-02-23T22:38:00Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> > [@Si\_Amigo](#):
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> > He’s married to the the second hottest First Lady ever. Pretty good considering his stubby mushroom shaped genitalia.
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> -shakes his finger at @Si_Amigo-

OK, I see. So how about he is quite good at paying off people to be quite about his shady dealings (exception being that porn star that said he had a stubby mushroom shaped penis).

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/34 "2025-02-23T22:47:59Z")

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I think he’s generally right on the need for infrastructure programs.

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**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/35 "2025-02-23T22:50:26Z")

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He’s often good at getting his message across, clearly and with few words.

Often. But then there’s “covfefe”.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/36 "2025-02-23T23:02:29Z")

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I was going to say that he’s a really good liar, but that’s not true. His lies are stupidly obvious and often juvenile.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/37 "2025-02-23T23:17:10Z")

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> [@Si\_Amigo](#):
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> He’s married to the the second hottest First Lady ever. Pretty good considering his stubby mushroom shaped genitalia.

“At last, a king that looks the part!  
At last, a queen that looks good naked!”

[Black Adder Back and Forth ending credit song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kN87BwWkTM)

Black Adder in the end becomes King of England thanks to a time machine Baldrick invented by mistake. I still wonder if Trump got a hold of one.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/38 "2025-02-23T23:24:34Z")

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Well, the pursuit of efficiency in government is good.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/39 "2025-02-23T23:25:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Say something good about Donald Trump. Can you?

He’s a worthless asshole dumbshit racist fuckhead.

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I guess the answer is “no.”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-good-about-donald-trump-can-you/1014705/40 "2025-02-23T23:34:12Z")

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He inspires me to be a better American than he and his cadre of deplorables, lunatics, freaks, and idiots are.

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