# Say Something Ketchuppy! Fun for creative minds **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 5, 2002, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161 "2002-09-05T17:42:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/21 "2002-09-06T08:26:33Z")
“Makes anything taste like Ketchup!” ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/22 "2002-09-06T09:32:51Z")
Sugar for your savouries (diguised as tomatoes). ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/23 "2002-09-06T12:41:02Z")
**Beadalin** , I love it! "As American as apple pie, only red. " My tries: It’s not just for breakfast anymore. Hamburger glue. (anyone else do this? I add the ketchup in between the bun, lettuce and meat to keep them from sliding off each other when I take a big bite.) Shake, shake yer bootle (oohhh, bad) Instant Ketchup, no crushing required! Go Heinz or go home! -tcat ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/24 "2002-09-06T15:56:35Z")
Hamburger glue? Bwha! Practice safe eating. Use a condiment. Tomato: Easier to spell than potatoe. Heinz: We’re Your Universal Doner. Ketchup: Ain’t mayonaisse a bitch? ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/25 "2002-09-06T16:39:20Z")
Ketchup: A nonpartisan condiment. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/26 "2002-09-06T16:47:24Z")
> [@](#): > > Tomato: Easier to spell than potatoe. This would, of course, be the Dan Quayle Special Edition bottle. And hey photopat, it feels marvelous. I’m still waiting on my bottle of jitterbug perfume, though. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/27 "2002-09-06T16:47:33Z")
Ketchup: better red than dead. ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/28 "2002-09-06T16:50:38Z")
“AAUUGGGHHH! My children! My Children!” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/29 "2002-09-06T17:33:38Z")
Ketchup: It makes children be quiet. Ketchup: Now with even more chemicals. Pure food products from the phallus pickle people. Ketchup: Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Imported from the island of France. ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/30 "2002-09-06T18:37:35Z")
Y’know, I just realized that nobody has nominated this one: “Ketchup: For The Good Times.” That one could alternate with: “Good on Powdermilk Biscuits!” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/31 "2002-09-06T19:38:54Z")
Ketchup: You’re going to relish our flavor. Ketchup: No greasy spoon should be without it. Also available in impossible to open packets. Ketchup: It’s what’s on dinner. Ketchup: You want fries with that? Ketchup (Discard if brown.) Ketchup: When taste doesn’t matter. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/32 "2002-09-06T21:16:53Z")
Ketchup: Not just for ice cream anymore. “Ketchup to be a spicy fish sauce, now it’s anything but.” Ketchup: The newest member of the Justice League. Ketchup: With natural AND artificial colors. Ketchup: Also available in convenient single serving packages. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/33 "2002-09-06T22:07:15Z")
Thanks, **Tomcat**! This thread is cracking me up. ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/34 "2002-09-06T23:35:31Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by lieu \* \*\*Ketchup: It makes children be quiet. My 3 year old daughter will drink ketchup 'til she barfs. The little packets are history around her. **Ketchup: Makes kids eat anything!** ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/35 "2002-09-07T00:10:07Z")
Ketchup: the _other_ red sauce. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/36 "2002-09-07T00:39:45Z")
Ketchup. It’s what you really want. (Natural mellowing agents included to preserve your ketchup euphoria.) ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/37 "2002-09-07T01:56:34Z")
Kethup: Put it on a hotdog…go to Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/38 "2002-09-07T02:28:32Z")
Ketchup: goes well with lobster. ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/39 "2002-09-07T03:35:43Z")
Ketchup: serve with fish OR chicken. Perfect for playing with your food. Salsa is for wimps. We only make fancy ketchup. Try it on carrot sticks (No, seriously). ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/40 "2002-09-07T04:43:41Z")
The sit-com of condiments. Perfect for when your neighbor can’t lend you a cup o’ sugar (or salt!). Try it on clothes. It’s to dye for! When blood is too precious. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161.md?page=3)