# Say Something Ketchuppy! Fun for creative minds

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 5, 2002, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161 "2002-09-05T17:42:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![New\_Improved\_Scott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f17d59/32.png) [@New\_Improved\_Scott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Improved_Scott)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/41 "2002-09-07T07:05:32Z")

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Extra smooth salsa!

Astronaut tomatoes!

Relish it more than…Chutney!

Vive la differ-sauce!

Sausage lube.

In every fridge since 1922!

\*\*Free toy inside! \*\* (Warning, toy is ketchup)

That’s it, that’s all I got.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/42 "2002-09-07T12:03:12Z")

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Ketchup: The poor man’s steak sauce.

Happy Scrappy Ketchuppy Hero! (that’s the first thing that popped into my head when reading the thread title before clicking on it)

Put a smile on your hamburger’s face.

Lubricate your buns with me.

Newest Crayola color: Ketchup.

Squeeze me and watch me blow my load.

Mustard Sucks.

Fuck Mustard.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/43 "2002-09-07T12:45:33Z")

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Unlike cheese, it’s kosher on your meat.  
Ketchup. What else is this color?

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**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/44 "2002-09-07T13:04:10Z")

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It’s a floor wax _and_ a condiment.

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/45 "2002-09-07T20:32:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Zappo \*  
> \*\*Y’know, I just realized that nobody has nominated this one:
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> “Ketchup: For The Good Times.”
> 
> That one could alternate with: “Good on Powdermilk Biscuits!” \*\*

Heh… I don’t think anyone else caught that reference, but it made me laugh. That show cracks me up, thanks. 🙂

Now I need some rhubarb pie…

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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/46 "2002-09-07T22:20:53Z")

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Exactly-- when I saw the thread title I had the song going through my head. “Ketch-uuup, it’s ketch-uuup. . .” one of the funniest things about that program.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2002, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/47 "2002-09-08T16:23:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by jinwicked \*  
> \*\*Heh… I don’t think anyone else caught that reference, but it made me laugh. That show cracks me up, thanks. 🙂
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> Now I need some rhubarb pie… \*\*

Stupid ketchup bottle! Be more funny!

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/48 "2002-09-08T21:30:14Z")

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Steal This Bottle

The Ketchup in the rye.

Everything you wanted to know about ketchup but were afraid of the flask.

“In order to be grounded, I’ve got to be a tomato, and I must be a tomato to be a condiment. But if I ask to be a condiment, that means I’m not a tomato anymore and I can’t be grounded.”  
Heinzlossarian, Ketchup-22

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**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2002, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/49 "2002-09-09T05:01:12Z")

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The lazy man’s spaghetti sauce

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2002, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/50 "2002-09-09T17:29:23Z")

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Official condiments of the Army…  
Ketchup and wait, Ketchup and wait.

Ketchup: We only look like blood.

Pardon me. Do you have any red poop on?

Ketchup: Less sodium than salt.

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**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/51 "2002-09-09T18:10:17Z")

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With a name like ketchup, it has to be good.

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**Author:** ![snermy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@snermy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snermy)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/52 "2002-09-09T18:35:43Z")

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\*Ketchup or fingerpaint? You decide!

\*Be Polite. Pass the Ketchup.

\*\<----(to spout) This Side Down

\*We’re having WHAT for dinner?  
(which goes with)  
\*Ketchup: it’s what’s for dinner!

\*Take your Tater Tots for a dip

\*Plays well with Mustard

dang, now I want some fries and they are not what I’m sposed to be having for lunch.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-ketchuppy-fun-for-creative-minds/127161/53 "2002-09-09T18:38:10Z")

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Try our kosher variety…

_Kvetchup_.

For complaints call 1-800 EAT-TOMS.

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