# Say something that is true to a person in 1985 that will make you sound like a crazy person

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**Created:** [July 20, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283 "2022-07-20T20:59:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sine\_Nomine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sine_nomine/32/513_2.png) [@Sine\_Nomine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sine_Nomine)\
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We need to measure hard drive space in gigabytes and terabytes.

The cool kids wouldn’t be caught dead at the mall. 🙂

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/42 "2022-07-21T00:07:10Z")

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> [@Projammer](#):
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> Gas is over 5$ a gallon in some places.

ah-hem- $ **6**. 😢

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**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/43 "2022-07-21T00:07:56Z")

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“I’ll race your Ferrari with my minivan.”

“Damn I miss Richard Nixon and Jimmy Carter.”

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**Author:** ![Limmin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f04885/32.png) [@Limmin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limmin)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/44 "2022-07-21T00:12:32Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> And the Japanese don’t own everything else.

Definitely should be included. Compared to the West’s near-hysterical obsession with Japan in the 1980s and 1990s, we practically never hear about Japan in the news these days. Well, except for the recent assassination where the guy used a homemade gun. Today, they’re known in pop culture mostly for how they’re portrayed on the internet.

> [@BigT](#):
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> The USSR one probably does seem like crazy talk, though.

Not if you mention 1986’s Chernobyl disaster, which helped lead to the end of the Soviet Union.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/45 "2022-07-21T00:15:24Z")

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The two richest men in the world launch passenger-carrying rockets into outer space.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/46 "2022-07-21T00:15:51Z")

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It turns out Yoko wasn’t the reason The Beatles broke up.

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/47 "2022-07-21T00:16:59Z")

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> [@Limmin](#):
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> Compared to the West’s near-hysterical obsession with Japan in the 1980s and 1990s, we practically never hear about Japan in the news these days.

And meanwhile, now China is the rising superpower we’re all worried about.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Strangelove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.strangelove/32/6613_2.png) [@Dr.Strangelove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Strangelove)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/48 "2022-07-21T00:19:32Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> Apple is worth more than Microsoft.

I don’t think that would have been surprising in 1985. Microsoft hadn’t even IPOed in 1985. When they did IPO in 1986, their market cap was less than Apple’s. They had a good business selling DOS, but Apple had a full lineup of computers.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/49 "2022-07-21T00:21:36Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> “The most streamed show on Netflix is Squid Game.”

Oh, I like this one. 1985 people won’t recognize any of those words! (And “Squid Game” makes anyone sound like a nutter…)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/50 "2022-07-21T00:41:21Z")

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Any description of NFTs.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/51 "2022-07-21T00:50:19Z")

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Good one.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/52 "2022-07-21T00:53:53Z")

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We still don’t have flying cars, but we have gigantic TVs you can hang on the wall with stereo surround sound. Who needs to go to the movie theater?

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/53 "2022-07-21T00:55:40Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> For that matter, Apple is the largest company in the U.S., based on [market capitalization](https://companiesmarketcap.com/usa/largest-companies-in-the-usa-by-market-cap/). And, companies #3 through #5 on the list don’t even exist yet in 1985.

Add #7 to the list of companies not existing in 1985.

An auto company not founded until the new century will have greater market cap than GM, Ford, Toyota, Daimler, and Volkwagen combined within 20 years.

> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Any description of NFTs

For that matter, cryptocurrency.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/54 "2022-07-21T00:56:24Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> A mixed race woman is now the vice president.

She’s married to a Jewish guy.

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/55 "2022-07-21T00:56:53Z")

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> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> > [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> > “The most streamed show on Netflix is Squid Game.”
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> Oh, I like this one. 1985 people won’t recognize any of those words! (And “Squid Game” makes anyone sound like a nutter…)

Yes they would. Most people remember squid as one of those sea creatures like octopus:

> **[Squid](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squid)**
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> A squid (pl.: squid) is a mollusc with an elongated soft body, large eyes, eight arms, and two tentacles in the orders Myopsida, Oegopsida, and Bathyteuthida (though many other molluscs within the broader Neocoleoidea are also called squid despite not strictly fitting these criteria). Like all other cephalopods, squid have a distinct head, bilateral symmetry, and a mantle. They are mainly soft-bodied, like octopuses, but have a small internal skeleton in the form of a rod-like gladius or pen...

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/56 "2022-07-21T01:09:03Z")

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> [@PastTense](#):
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> Yes they would. Most people remember squid as one of those sea creatures like octopus:

They would know the individual words, except for “Netflix”, but they would make no sense in that context to someone from 1985. At best they’d probably get that “show” referred to some kind of TV show, and “Squid Game” is its title. But “streamed” would mean nothing to them.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/57 "2022-07-21T01:09:05Z")

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The #1 movie of the year is a ‘Too Gun’ sequel starring Tom Cruise.

The #1 pop song is 'Running up that Hill" by Kate Bush, which was a big hit back in…1985.

The two biggest tours this year will be the Rolling Stones and the Eagles. Paul McCartney d Bob Dylan are still touring.

We have streaming TV now, where you can pick whatever you want and watch it any time. People spend a lot of their time on it watching old sitcoms from the 60’s on up. ‘Friends’ from the 1990’s is the most valuable TV property.

Two of the biggest TV franchises are Star Wars and Star Trek. William Shatner is still working on TV and has had a thriving career the whole time.

Someone from 1985 would be amazed by all that.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/58 "2022-07-21T01:10:24Z")

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> [@Hampshire](#):
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> We will all carry portable phones with the capability to call anyone practically anywhere along with a live video image of each other. However the majority of people will prefer to communicate with them via typed out messages on miniature keyboards.

This is one of the best in the thread, but I think I have it beat.

Children’s hospitals doing female to male top surgery.

I’m not posting to argue about an issue. I’m just saying that if you predicted this back in 1985, people would think you were crazy.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/59 "2022-07-21T01:33:39Z")

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After all these years, Paul McCartney still hasn’t produced a song worth hearing.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-something-that-is-true-to-a-person-in-1985-that-will-make-you-sound-like-a-crazy-person/968283/60 "2022-07-21T01:43:59Z")

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There is a pandemic that has killed over 6 million people world wide including a million in the US. There is a vaccine that strongly reduces the fatality of the disease, but 30% of the population don’t want to take it, primarily for political reasons (and no the political reason isn’t related to the abortion issue).

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