No. The artist in me commands that I go on a massively unhealthy binge diet of every item that can be found in a Wal Mart’s frozen breakfast foods section, starting with chocolate chip pancakes and sausage on a stick. After a year or two of this, with my weight ballooning up to 400 pounds, I shall then go on the Subway diet and drop to 180. And that is where I shall find all the additional skin I need to create my own set of lampshades as well as a photo album of my journey, naturally to be bound in my own skin.
As I say, it’s the artist in me.