# Say, That's a Pretty Sexy Looking Robot

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 27, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433 "2005-07-27T17:17:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/21 "2005-07-27T23:18:32Z")

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It’s interesting to me that he builds them all to look female. Do you think it’s due to a male possibly being too intimidating or a possible threat while females tend to have a more calming affect?  
Just thinking out loud.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/22 "2005-07-27T23:24:48Z")

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Does she have a shiny metal ass?

Can I bite it?

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**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/23 "2005-07-28T00:02:58Z")

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> [@DeadlyAccurate](#):
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> Or the educational film, _I Dated A Robot!_
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> [sub]Hey, if you can do Futurama references, so can I.[/sub]

I really wanted to be the first one to reference that.

“No thanks Mom, I’d rather make out with my MonroeBot”

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/24 "2005-07-28T00:22:36Z")

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> [@Tuckerfan](#):
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> [I think I’m getting “metal fever”.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4714135.stm)I’m not sure what’s up with her hands, though. In the picture they look like they belong on the wolfman.

Manhands!

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/25 "2005-07-28T00:48:50Z")

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She’s got nothing on [“Maria”](http://www.activitaly.it/immaginicinema/metropolis/MetropolisPhotoAlbum/falsa_maria_JPG.html)…

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/26 "2005-07-28T01:37:44Z")

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I keep hearing that voice from the Capital One identity theft protection comercials.

“Hee, hee, hee. My _girl_ robot.”

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**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/27 "2005-07-28T01:44:37Z")

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> [@Lightnin'](#):
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> It’s this kind of irresponsible science that’s just going to get the human race wiped out. Seriously- haven’t these guys seen ANY cyborg movies?

Dude, this is happening in _Japan._ Japanese humanoid robots don’t want to conquer the world–they wanna [get freaky with introverted college kids.](http://www.tokyopop.com/dbpage.php?propertycode=CHB&categorycode=BMG)

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**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/28 "2005-07-28T01:53:55Z")

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I keep looking at this thinking that somebody was severely disappointed with their inflatable Love Doll as a youngster.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/29 "2005-07-28T02:04:02Z")

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> [@Lightnin'](#):
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> It’s this kind of irresponsible science that’s just going to get the human race wiped out. Seriously- haven’t these guys seen ANY cyborg movies?

Ay least we’ll get laid before the toasters nuke us from orbit.

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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/30 "2005-07-28T02:56:15Z")

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I bet they sell them at a loss, but charge a monthy subscription for use of the “Mute” button!

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/31 "2005-07-28T03:58:50Z")

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All you robosexuals are sick. Take your perversions elsewhere.

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**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/32 "2005-07-28T04:00:32Z")

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> [@Nic2004](#):
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> It’s interesting to me that he builds them all to look female. Do you think it’s due to a male possibly being too intimidating or a possible threat while females tend to have a more calming affect?  
> Just thinking out loud.

You’d think he’d save himself a little work and make them male. You can get yourself a ‘robot’ penis at any adult toy store. This way he has to make breasts. Perhaps he needs a little extra space and man boobies aren’t the direction he’s going?

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/33 "2005-07-28T06:43:19Z")

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The Cylons were built by man.  
The Cylons rebelled.

Probably because they were sick of being used as sex toys.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/34 "2005-07-28T08:35:51Z")

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> [@Tuckerfan](#):
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> Say, That’s a Pretty Sexy Looking Robot

You think so? I can’t imagine what it must be like in real life, but the static photos just look like a soulless mannequin to me - I think it’s the vacant, glassy stare; QRIO has bags more personality than this thing.

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/35 "2005-07-28T19:01:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …She has flexible silicone for skin…

Silicone, huh? Known for it’s thermal stability, high lubricity & extreme water repellence.

Repliee Q1: She’s not your father’s inflatable doll.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/36 "2005-07-28T20:08:37Z")

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What do you want to bet they’ll market her as “Your Plastic Pal that’s FUN to be with…”?

oh well, they’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes, share and enjoy  
(go stick your head in a pig)  
[[flattened fifth out of tune]  
Share and enjoy  
Share and enjoy  
journey through life with a plastic boy  
or girl by your side  
let you pal be your guide  
and when it breaks down  
or starts to annoy  
or grinds when it moves  
and gives you no joy  
'cos it’s eaten your hat  
or had sex with your cat  
bled oil on your floor  
or ripped off your door  
and you get to the point  
you can’t stand anymore  
bring it to us  
we won’t give a fig  
we’ll tell you;  
\*\*GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG  
[/FFOOT]  
\*\*](http://www.zootle.net/afda/share-and-enjoy.shtml)

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/37 "2005-07-28T22:20:15Z")

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Hey, sexy mama…wanna kill all humans?

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/38 "2005-07-28T22:24:49Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I think she’s wearing gloves.

First thing I thought was “Eeeew. Man Hands!”

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/39 "2005-07-28T22:30:44Z")

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> [@JohnBckWLD](#):
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> Silicone, huh? Known for it’s thermal stability, high lubricity & extreme water repellence.
> 
> Repliee Q1: She’s not your father’s inflatable doll.

I see some serious market synergy with FleshLight.

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**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-thats-a-pretty-sexy-looking-robot/314433/40 "2005-07-29T00:12:51Z")

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> [@Nature's Call](#):
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> I bet they sell them at a loss, but charge a monthy subscription for use of the “Mute” button!

Brilliant.

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