# Say them with me: fudge, spit, witch, bum. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 4, 2002, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-them-with-me-fudge-spit-witch-bum/101734 "2002-04-04T06:28:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![micilin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@micilin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/micilin)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-them-with-me-fudge-spit-witch-bum/101734/41 "2002-04-08T12:25:52Z")
From a TV edit of Lethal Weapon 2 (or three? the South Africa one anyway): ‘Let’s get those muddy funsters’. And I thought that melon-farmers was unbeatable. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-them-with-me-fudge-spit-witch-bum/101734/42 "2002-04-08T21:48:37Z")
The original **Smokey and the Bandit** has been getting a lot of play on Bravo lately. Seems sort of odd to hear it without all the dubs; the only ones I can remember at the moment are the “crumb bum” for “sumbitch” and the positively odd “genes” for “loins”. What, they couldn’t have “loins” on broadcast TV? ---
**Author:** ![Melon\_Farmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@Melon\_Farmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melon_Farmer)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-them-with-me-fudge-spit-witch-bum/101734/43 "2002-05-17T22:21:11Z")
Here’s a vote for Repo Man ---
**Author:** ![Solomon7t](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Solomon7t](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solomon7t)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-them-with-me-fudge-spit-witch-bum/101734/44 "2002-05-18T00:01:48Z")
fsck off. Pronounced fessssk, i seem to say that a lot. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-them-with-me-fudge-spit-witch-bum/101734/45 "2002-05-18T00:15:05Z")
A couple of my friends will utter “suck” when something frustrating happens… it’s quite humorous because they say it with such passion. I prefer the term “crapsicle” when I can’t use the more choice term “fucksicle.” I really don’t like using exactly the same thing as everyone else when I get frustrated. My favorite adjective has to be “craptacular” when I’m having a bad day. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-them-with-me-fudge-spit-witch-bum/101734/46 "2002-05-18T01:55:52Z")
_The Usual Suspects_, as seen on network TV: “Hand me the keys, you fuzzy socksucker.” ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-them-with-me-fudge-spit-witch-bum/101734/47 "2002-05-18T06:32:15Z")
Fruitloop. It’s all-purpose. Your fruitlooping fruitloop of a plan is all fruitlooped up, you fruitloop! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-them-with-me-fudge-spit-witch-bum/101734/48 "2002-05-18T09:31:36Z")
How about those old standbys: FE - I can’t do it. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-them-with-me-fudge-spit-witch-bum/101734/49 "2002-05-18T10:01:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MrAndrewV \* > **Jy was uit jou ma’s se gat gebore want sy poes was besig! (Afrikaans: you were not born from your mother’s vagina, you were born from out of her anus because her vagina was just too busy to accomodate you at the time.) Usually shortened to just: "Jou ma se poes."** Thanks, this Dutchman is still wiping the tears from his face. Utterly priceless! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Corrvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@Corrvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corrvin)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2002, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-them-with-me-fudge-spit-witch-bum/101734/50 "2002-05-18T10:54:04Z")
Usual word of frustration, while at work, on the phone, with a live mic: “Oh, HECK!” Usual words of extreme frustration: “Oh, heck FIRE!” Of course, when I get really frustrated, my Southern accent (most of which I sold for book money in college) comes back…so it comes out “Heck FAR!” I try to stay away from “Shoot” because the accent makes it perilously close to “Shit” to our East Coast clientele…but they seem to find the occasional “Heck FAR!” very amusing. “Oh, fish heads!” “For Heaven’s sake!” “Darwin’s name!” Corr [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-them-with-me-fudge-spit-witch-bum/101734.md?page=2)