# Say this, and those in the know immediately identify you as a member of/someone who \_\_\_\_\_

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 28, 2010, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314 "2010-07-28T15:29:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/21 "2010-07-29T16:12:14Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> Among my brethren, our shibboleth is the use of _grep_ as a verb.

Your mastery of esoteric vocabulary certainly marks you. And hasn’t grep always been a verb?

Keep your stick on the ice.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/22 "2010-07-29T16:17:45Z")

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> [@Electric\_Sky](#):
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> “What’s its THAC0?”

Roll a 20-sider, you AD&D player, you.

For my entry:

Yeah, the baby is gonna blade to put me over in a squash. The office doesn’t really like color on TV, so keep kay-fay on that one.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/23 "2010-07-29T16:56:37Z")

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Does it call out 52 214 16?

What are the flowdowns?

Me: We’ll have to go FFP. Them: Oh man, I’ll be writing this SOW all weekend!

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/24 "2010-07-29T17:40:25Z")

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[ol]  
[li]Anyone who uses GDTRFB, BIODTL, FOTD, or a host of other similar acronyms[/li][li]Do you need to tighten your diamonds? [/li][li]Hi Opal! (no, really, that counts!) [/li][li]I’ll be seeing you ;)[/li][/ol]

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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/25 "2010-07-29T18:04:26Z")

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> [@Sigmagirl](#):
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> Write if you get work! And hang by your thumbs.

That means you listen to _Mary Backstayge, Noble Wife._

Brought to you by The Monongahela Metal Foundry – _Casting steel ingots with the housewife in mind_

and

The United States Post Office – _One of the Country’s Leading Makers and Distributors of Stamps_

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**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/26 "2010-07-29T18:20:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> 1. “I fooled you, I fooled you, I got pig iron, I got pig iron, I got aaaaallllll pig iron.”

You like Johnny Cash.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/27 "2010-07-29T18:27:36Z")

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Another one that’s more in the response than the question: if you ask someone if they smoke and they answer with the clarifying “cigarettes?”, well then you have an inkling they’re a friend of Herb’s. Not an intentional tell or slang, but telling nonetheless.

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**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/28 "2010-07-29T18:47:31Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> “Carbon condition”

You’ve worked Ren Faire.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/29 "2010-07-29T19:25:38Z")

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Took the hero line, made the boof but missed the eddy. Windowshaded in a pour-over and had to bail. Total yard sale.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/30 "2010-07-29T19:32:30Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> No fair Googling! Share your own quotes or phrases, to identify yourself to Those in the Know!
> 
> So what can you tell about me, based on the following phrases I throw out off the top of my head?
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> 1. “I fooled you, I fooled you, I got pig iron, I got pig iron, I got _aaaaallllll_ pig iron.”

I got all livestock, I got all livestock…

> [@Koxinga](#):
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> 1. Gubo and Palanka

in collaboration with Sze-yun Liu and Li-lin Shih?

> [@Koxinga](#):
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> 1. Goin’ to Hong Kong on Tuesday, back on Sunday. You need anything?

Mmmm, donuts…

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/31 "2010-07-29T20:12:08Z")

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And there he goes…he hass the \<thing\>.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/32 "2010-07-29T20:14:26Z")

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> [@River\_Hippie](#):
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> Took the hero line, made the boof but missed the eddy. Windowshaded in a pour-over and had to bail. Total yard sale.

WAG: whitewater? That, or climbing?

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/33 "2010-07-29T20:25:35Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> > [@River\_Hippie](#):
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> > Took the hero line, made the boof but missed the eddy. Windowshaded in a pour-over and had to bail. Total yard sale.
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> WAG: whitewater? That, or climbing?

Whitewater is the correct answer.

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**Author:** ![apollonia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2bfe46/32.png) [@apollonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apollonia)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/34 "2010-07-29T20:32:41Z")

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> [@Redwing](#):
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> Keep your stick on the ice.

You watch Red Green. (Bernice!)

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**Author:** ![The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bith_Shuffle)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/35 "2010-07-29T20:47:28Z")

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1. 

Let us go then, you and I,  
When the evening is spread out against the sky  
Like a patient etherized upon a table.  
Let us go through certain half-deserted streets,  
The muttering retreats  
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels,  
And sawdust restaurants with oyster shells.

1. 

“Do you have any questions about propane, or propane accessories?”

1. 

“Nobody down here but the FBI’s most unwanted.”

1. 

The moon is the same moon above you,  
Aglow in its cool evening light,  
But shining at night in Tunisia,  
Never does it shine so bright.

1. 

“Everything you know, your entire civilization–it all begins here in this little puddle of goo.”

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/36 "2010-07-29T20:57:17Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> For my entry:
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> Yeah, the baby is gonna blade to put me over in a squash. The office doesn’t really like color on TV, so keep kay-fay on that one.

Professional wrestling?

My entry is related to the pig iron part

“All of us are a little hostile at times. Some of us are able to sublimate; others, can’t adjust.”

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![GreedySmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GreedySmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreedySmurf)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2010, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/37 "2010-07-29T23:55:01Z")

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> [@E-Sabbath](#):
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> Bah weep grangah weep ninibong.

You watch TV?

I watch TV!

And now the news…

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**Author:** ![Goblin\_Queen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Goblin\_Queen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goblin_Queen)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/38 "2010-07-30T05:08:05Z")

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All these relate to the same thing:

1. Don’t drop the marble!

2. 4 to 5? At 216? With these runs?

3. Set!

You might be a member of this group if you can measure 5 yards perfectly, but you always take 8 steps to do so; unconsciously walk in step with others in your group; and are a high schooler who thinks of the sexual meanings _second_ when hearing the words fingering or tonguing. Also if you don’t know what a free Saturday in fall is like, and always carry an extra pair of black socks, just in case.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/39 "2010-07-30T06:06:47Z")

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Don’t aggro those mobs.

Dildodreads.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2010, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-this-and-those-in-the-know-immediately-identify-you-as-a-member-of-someone-who-_____/548314/40 "2010-07-30T06:51:59Z")

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> [@Goblin\_Queen](#):
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> All these relate to the same thing:
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> 1. Don’t drop the marble!
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> 2. 4 to 5? At 216? With these runs?
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> 3. Set!
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> You might be a member of this group if you can measure 5 yards perfectly, but you always take 8 steps to do so; unconsciously walk in step with others in your group; and are a high schooler who thinks of the sexual meanings _second_ when hearing the words fingering or tonguing. Also if you don’t know what a free Saturday in fall is like, and always carry an extra pair of black socks, just in case.

Or if you know what “parade rest” is, but you’re not in ROTC.

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