# Say you Google image searched your SDMB name. What are some photos that come up?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 11, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741 "2015-05-11T02:24:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/61 "2015-05-11T15:09:22Z")

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A whiskey barrel with a hand-painted Dickens scene on it!

[Dickens Whiskey](http://www.seawaychina.com/Dickens-Whiskey-Barrel-on-Stand-Royal-Doulton-Seriesware.aspx)  
Apparently Dickens’ likeness and quotes have been used to sell J&B whiskey too.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/62 "2015-05-11T15:24:42Z")

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> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#):
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> A whiskey barrel with a hand-painted Dickens scene on it!
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> [Dickens Whiskey](http://www.seawaychina.com/Dickens-Whiskey-Barrel-on-Stand-Royal-Doulton-Seriesware.aspx)  
> Apparently Dickens’ likeness and quotes have been used to sell J&B whiskey too.

“Mo’ please.”

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/63 "2015-05-11T15:33:02Z")

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Predictably lots of teacups.

Most of those have some kind of animal in them like a cat or a puppy or a hamster or some such

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/64 "2015-05-11T15:38:43Z")

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A whole bunch of [psychedelic artwork,](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1042&bih=785&q=%22machine+elf%22&oq=%22machine+elf%22&gs_l=img.3..0j0i30j0i5i30j0i8i30l3j0i24l4.1441.2980.0.3554.13.10.0.0.0.0.283.1263.0j3j3.6.0.msedr...0...1ac.1.64.img..8.5.1077.AwEIGUqHm6U) consistent with [the origin of the name.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N,N-Dimethyltryptamine#Machine_elves)

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/65 "2015-05-11T16:11:07Z")

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I wasn’t even going to do the search because it was pretty obvious what it would be but I searched anyway and was mostly correct except for a couple pictures of some stupid bird that were mixed in with mine.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/66 "2015-05-11T16:42:55Z")

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[What else?](https://www.google.com/search?q=wookin+pa+nub&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Q9tQVYqzJIPRtQXL04GYCg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg&biw=1211&bih=433#imgrc=s_6hJhrxFhcfPM%253A%3BvlcuFvkAZSsNaM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fs3.amazonaws.com%252Frapgenius%252Fbuckwheat551.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fgenius.com%252F776852%252FUsher-u-dont-have-to-call-remix%252FYoure-wookin-pa-nub-in-all-the-wong-places%3B400%3B300)

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**Author:** ![vd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b19c9b/32.png) [@vd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vd)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/67 "2015-05-11T17:01:33Z")

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Old warning posters for soldiers.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/68 "2015-05-11T17:07:29Z")

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Many different things - a mispainted buS stop, a weird giant sculpture, cough medicine, but my favorite is a [giant balloon turtle](http://www.misterbup.be/?p=welkom&lan=uk).

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**Author:** ![Jack\_of\_Words](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f6c823/32.png) [@Jack\_of\_Words](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_of_Words)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/69 "2015-05-11T17:14:56Z")

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I get a lot of Jack of Diamonds, with the other suits far behind in representation - and all behind various ‘Jack of all trades’ pictures. But the first row is mostly t-shirts showing word clouds in the shape of disney characters.

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**Author:** ![plankter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@plankter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plankter)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/70 "2015-05-11T18:09:48Z")

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Lots of little [critters](https://www.mysciencework.com/bundles/mswblog/images/Gallery/2014/07/53d2754265970.jpeg?20140725164346), and [this guy](http://m.okcupid.com/profile/Plankter/pictures), who is definitely not me.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/71 "2015-05-11T18:17:18Z")

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Lots and lots of competition swim trunks. I just wish I was in as good a shape as the models.

And eventually my halloween pic from the [relevent thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=575741) here.

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**Author:** ![Pixel\_Dent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@Pixel\_Dent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixel_Dent)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/72 "2015-05-11T19:23:41Z")

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I had no idea what to expect. What I discovered was that apparently there’s a niche web subculture centered around pixelated images of Harvey Dent from Batman.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/73 "2015-05-11T19:42:09Z")

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The expected echo.

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**Author:** ![brainstall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@brainstall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainstall)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/74 "2015-05-11T20:09:27Z")

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I get lots of pictures of the front ends of cars. Took me a moment to figure out that google wants to split my user name as bra install. I intended it as brain stall, which turns up much more interesting images.

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/75 "2015-05-11T20:17:46Z")

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I get many, many images of some sort of fantasy warrior princess with colossal mammaries. That’s not what Teela Brown looked like! Unless there’s some comic book character that I never heard of bearing that same name for some reason.

I only saw one [image](http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/347/f/1/teela_on_the_ringworld_by_arcass-d34tyzc.jpg) that looked kind of like my mental image of Teela Brown.

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**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/76 "2015-05-11T20:32:45Z")

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All Iggy Azalea. I’m surprised that there aren’t a few of Iggy Pop in the mix.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/77 "2015-05-11T20:52:52Z")

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The Greek god/titan, of course. I’m surprised by how few of them are classical, however. A lot of them seem to be from some game I’ve never heard of named “Smite”.

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> I get many, many images of some sort of fantasy warrior princess with colossal mammaries. That’s not what Teela Brown looked like! Unless there’s some comic book character that I never heard of bearing that same name for some reason.

That’s a character from the old Masters of the Universe cartoon named Teela. She doesn’t have the last name “Brown” (nor any other last name, I think), but that’s a pretty common word, and Saturday morning cartoons are a lot more popular than science fiction novels.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/78 "2015-05-11T21:02:33Z")

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Mostly pictures of microscopic sea creatures, and screenshots from SpongeBob SquarePants.

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**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/79 "2015-05-11T23:36:55Z")

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Got a lot of fluffy cat pictures and some pickles… a few hits from SDMB including these [cute little ghosties](http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3742/10480481493_c7b2be4f6f_b.jpg)  
and one of [Hal Briston](http://i.imgur.com/LQ3wBAu.jpg) - I assure you, I don’t look NEARLY as good as Hal does… my shape is more like that of the little ghosties… though not as cute. Maybe I’ll claim one of the fluffy cats as me.

I do like this fluffy pickle dog though: [fluffy pickle dog](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a7/02/6a/a7026acf1c56603793c9700152563085.jpg)

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**Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/say-you-google-image-searched-your-sdmb-name-what-are-some-photos-that-come-up/719741/80 "2015-05-12T00:23:28Z")

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While I didn’t see it, apparently one came up as a chicken with his head cut off, and so it was used as my avatar with the avatar script. At least, that’s their excuse.

For me, I get lots of ways of turning my name into a signature or logo, and a few big(-ish) black guys. Oh, and [this image](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiXH9fsVi4jPio-UNaTV5VY0-JslkRkcY5CukoYNtOSiXxqM8yiQ), which I think I’ll make my new avatar.

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