# Saying I'm Fucked Doesn't Even Begin To Cover It **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 28, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641 "2006-04-28T19:23:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/41 "2006-04-29T16:46:03Z")
[QUOTE=PunditLisa] And I thought I had a bad week. Sounds like you inadvertently aided and abetted a thief. Dishonest people suck. [/QUOTE] You have to knowingly assist someone in order to aid and abet. Please people, don’t freak out **Tuckerfan** by playing armchair lawyer if you don’t have any legal background. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/42 "2006-04-29T17:15:44Z")
[QUOTE=El Cid Viscoso] As for the purloined pussy, I’m beginning to think maybe Otto had something to do with it? [/QUOTE] Dude, you’ve been around here long enough that you should know that Otto wants nothing to do with a pussy. On the other hand, if Tuckerfan was a chicken farmer, and someone had made off with his prize cock…😃 Tuckerfan, I hope this whole situation works out for you, and condolances about your cat. I remember putting my cat down when she has cancer, bad as that was, at least I got to hold her, losing your kitty to a pack of dogs must be worse. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/43 "2006-04-29T17:36:48Z")
[QUOTE=lezlers] Since money is obviously probably going to be an object, do you personally know any lawyers? [/QUOTE] Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/44 "2006-04-29T17:38:57Z")
> [@Weirddave](#): > > Dude, you’ve been around here long enough that you should know that Otto wants nothing to do with a pussy. 'Twas a reference to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=369337), about which I’m still slightly wigged. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/45 "2006-04-29T17:43:29Z")
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan] Nope. [/QUOTE] The Tennessee bar Association may be able to direct you to a lawyer in your area for a free or cut-price consultation. ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/46 "2006-04-29T18:35:58Z")
I reallly hope this all works out OK, **Tuckerfan**. I daresay my name is unfamiliar but I tend to read more than I post and I do recall reading how delighted you were to work on the Tucker car. Like others, I do think this too shall pass, nasty though it is. (And I hope the actual evildoer is getting some really stinking bad karma ). It’s is terribly sad about the cat though. Eek, I msut irrationally go and che4ck on the CelynCat, who is sure to be sleeping safely on my bed) ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/47 "2006-04-30T05:09:38Z")
I’m so sorry about your cat. Best of luck with the theft issue. ---
**Author:** ![MrJackboots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MrJackboots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrJackboots)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/48 "2006-04-30T05:37:18Z")
[QUOTE=Frank] > [@Otto](#): > > IANAL, etc. but were I in this position I wouldn’t do a thing that indicates I am accepting any criminal or civil liability of any kind for these thefts, including offering to pay for the stolen items. Well, hell, I don’t argue with this sentence at all. He should absolutely not do such a thing. [/QUOTE] Uh, Frank? I think Otto said he wouldn’t do those things, either. ```auto #define actions=(offering-to-pay || accept-liability) If (Otto(in-position)==true) Otto !do actions ``` ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/49 "2006-04-30T05:41:52Z")
[QUOTE=MrJackboots] Uh, Frank? I think Otto said he wouldn’t do those things, either. [/QUOTE] Right. Otto said he wouldn’t do those things. Frank seconded him. They both agree. ---
**Author:** ![MrJackboots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MrJackboots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrJackboots)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/50 "2006-04-30T05:56:15Z")
[QUOTE=Rilchiam] Right. Otto said he wouldn’t do those things. Frank seconded him. They both agree. [/QUOTE] Doh. I read that as “agree”. My bad. Sorry, Frank. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/51 "2006-04-30T06:01:28Z")
Yeah, I agree with the previous posters. I hope you recover the loving kitty. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/52 "2006-04-30T06:04:35Z")
P.S. I also agree that **Otto** ’s usually a jerkhead dickwad cocksucker. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/53 "2006-04-30T07:10:17Z")
Poor, poor kitty. ☹ Best of luck with your troubles, **Tuckerfan**. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/54 "2006-04-30T07:11:37Z")
[QUOTE=Eleusis] P.S. I also agree that **Otto** ’s usually a jerkhead dickwad cocksucker. [/QUOTE] Heh… I meant to pick a better a thread to state that… because I agree with him here :smack: ..it’s around here somewhere… ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/55 "2006-04-30T07:38:07Z")
Told ya to move to Monterey. Did ja listen? Noooooo. Now look just at this mess. Used to be I knew a guy who’d make other people go away for free. He was a seedy sort. Seem to have lost touch with him though. Just as well I guess. Where was I…Oh. I have a dog/cat. Damndest thing a cat that shows loyalty to one human like they remember him as a beloved king from a different life. I don’t know what I’d do if I lost him, especially the way you lost your kitty. Nothing but warm things from me to you, dude. You know better than to try & confront your current inter-human dealings without a professional. You can spend money or time here–and an inch of time can not be bought with an inch of gold. And when you’re done here, get yer ma and go West! ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/56 "2006-04-30T07:46:01Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] And when you’re done here, get yer ma and go West! [/QUOTE] I hear ya, man. As soon as I’m able, I’m bailing on this whole place and never looking back. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/57 "2006-04-30T13:57:05Z")
[QUOTE=Eleusis] Yeah, I agree with the previous posters. I hope you recover the loving kitty. ☹ [/QUOTE] The cat is dead. Read the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/58 "2006-04-30T15:22:30Z")
He doesn’t have time to read the thread. He’s too busy calling me a jerkhead dickwad cocksucker for no reason. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/59 "2006-05-04T08:07:23Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] The Tennessee bar Association may be able to direct you to a lawyer in your area for a free or cut-price consultation. [/QUOTE] Nope. The only cut-price services are if it’s a civil matter. I did manage to talk to a lawyer today (who is well outside my price range) who, in addition to telling me that I needed a lawyer, seemed fairly optimistic about any potential outcome. However, the police called today and want me to come in later on this morning (it’s 3 AM as I write this, I’ve just gotten home from the job that pays the bills) and answer more questions. Which can only mean that I’m going to be arrested (for the first time in my life, BTW). I did call my father to let him know the details of everything and he didn’t seem to be concerned, so I’ll probably wind up rotting in jail. I don’t think I’ll be getting much sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641/60 "2006-05-04T09:41:10Z")
It’s not always the case that you’ll be slapped into cuffs and jailed when you go to the police station to answer questions. Sometimes, it’s more convenient–for both the cops _and you_–to have the questioning done at the police station. For one thing, you don’t end up with the stigma of the cops coming to “grill you” at your place of work. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saying-im-fucked-doesnt-even-begin-to-cover-it/354641.md?page=4)