So, let say you want to commit voter fraud effectively. First, you have to have a target, let’s say a district where ten thousand bogus votes will move the election from Sen. Throckmorton to challenger Buttmunchkin. You know from analyzing voting in the district that ten thousand bogus votes will probably do the trick.
First off, you need money. Quite a bit of it, as you will see as our plot unfolds. That part might not be so tough, contact the Americans for Wholesome Goodness.
Now, you need volunteers. Committed volunteers, true believers. Say, about a thousand of them, rough guess. And lets assume an easy target, like the People’s Republic of Minnesota. Where voter registration is quite lax, same day registration, just show up with any sort of utility bill or public recognition of your name and address. And someone registered to vote in the same district who will testify to your residence and citizenship. Bingo! You vote, that very day.
All righty then, you are all set. Election day, bright and early. You have a thousand volunteers, each supplied with ten different polling places to attend to, each with the required lax documentation, and each with ten co-conspirators, one for each district assigned, ready to back up your bogus voter’s lies. Oh, my, the numbers are getting a bit thick, aren’t they? Now, you need eleven thousand firmly committed co-conspirators, not one of who will ever rat you out. Because it will only take one, won’t it?
So, all you need do now is a bit of scheduling, some logistics. Transport each of your volunteers to each of their assigned locations, to meet as scheduled with their bogus verifiers. You can start at 7 am, you must be finished by 8 pm, when the polls close. Gonna need cars. Or buses. Transport, at any rate, ready to whisk your conspirators from polling place to polling place, ten polling places in thirteen hours.
Schedules getting a mite tight, isn’t it? Its not at all unusual for a voter to wait up to an hour or more, even if already registered. So, you need to have a very careful schedule, whip into the first polling place, do your thing, jump into the waiting car, and off to the next. Which should be located very close by, can’t waste any time in traveling.
So, in theory, then, and with proper planning roughly as complex as the invasion of Normandy, you might very well achieve your goal. So long as none of your eleven thousand volunteers shoots his mouth off, or rats you out. Not one, mind you. One is all it would take.
And now you hope nobody notices the rather dramatic departure from expectations. Hey, the polls were wrong, Buttmunchkin wasn’t actually behind in the voters minds, he was several thousand ahead! Son of a gun! Rich white guy who want’s to cut food stamps wins the inner city and campus votes handily! Wow! Who’d a thunk it?
And nobody investigates this extraordinary result. You better hope they don’t. Or at least be sure that all eleven thousand of your co-conspirators are immune to pressure, and too committed to the cause to crack under interrogation by a Fed. 'Cause this is a Federal rap.
Well, I guess you could use the classic Bolshevik-Leninist “cell” structure, where a set of conspirators only know each other, and one of them knows their “contact”. Worked for them, except that the Bolsheviks were fanatics, and the prospect of exposure had dire consequences.
See where I’m going here, Terr? The conspiracy you dread is virtually impossible. The numbers, the logistics, the money, all present daunting prospects which must be refined and scheduled to a very sharp point.
And what if it snows? Happens a lot around here in November. Don’t forget, snow tires on all the vehicles, crucial point. Put that on the list.
Balderdash, sir! Tommyrot! Did you even think about this?