# SC woman charged with stabbing husband with ceramic squirrel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369 "2013-12-28T20:23:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/41 "2013-12-30T17:55:29Z")
\*\*Hypno-Toad \*\*for the win! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/42 "2013-12-30T18:47:31Z")
> [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](#): > > And then there’s this, also from South Cackalackey: [Oh, no, you di-int!](http://www.wistv.com/story/24306912/woman-stabs-man-during-domestic-dispute-christmas-day) Is it just me, or is anyone else disappointed that they didn’t report which colours were being fought over? ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/43 "2013-12-30T18:51:25Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Is it just me, or is anyone else disappointed that they didn’t report which colours were being fought over? Really it would be nice to know so we could pick whose side we were on. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/44 "2013-12-30T23:00:33Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > This whole thing sounds like a white trash version of Clue. “It was Amber Tabledance, in the trailer, with the Ceramic Squirrel.” I would spend hard-earned money for a copy of White Trash Clue. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/45 "2013-12-30T23:20:13Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > I would spend hard-earned money for a copy of White Trash Clue. “Billy Wayne, in the barn, with a Pabst Blue Ribbon bottle.” Sweet! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/46 "2013-12-31T01:58:34Z")
This awesome game has caused me to make one of my most suspicious google searches ever - “household killing devices.” 😃 (I didn’t find anything as good as a ceramic squirrel.) ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/47 "2013-12-31T02:16:25Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > This whole thing sounds like a white trash version of Clue. “It was Amber Tabledance, in the trailer, with the Ceramic Squirrel.” This game MUST be created. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/48 "2013-12-31T02:36:34Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > This game MUST be created. Oh, yeah. Yolanda, in the lake, with a bass boat. This has promise! ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/49 "2013-12-31T02:39:29Z")
Billy Sue in the screened-porch with some chitlins. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/50 "2013-12-31T11:27:22Z")
Bubba Bo Bob in the motel room with a [Bible](http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/12/29/Two-charged-with-battery-following-fight-over-Bible-Ten-Commandments/UPI-57611388340054/). ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/51 "2014-01-01T05:38:21Z")
Ellie Mae, in the Walmart, with a meth pipe. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/52 "2014-01-01T09:17:10Z")
Granny, by the cement pond, with some rheumatism medicine. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/53 "2014-01-01T11:29:30Z")
Wilma Jean in the [portajohn](http://www.wrhi.com/2013/12/exploding-portable-toilet-jolts-rock-hill-neighborhood-88887)with the beans. My God, South Carolina is just a treasure trove these days! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/54 "2014-01-01T16:43:00Z")
Sherry-Lee, on a Harley with grand dad’s .44 …you were expecting maybe in bed with ex-governor Mark Sanford and a jar of North Carolina BBQ sauce? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/55 "2014-01-01T17:12:23Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Sherry-Lee, on a Harley with grand dad’s .44 > > …you were expecting maybe in bed with ex-governor Mark Sanford and a jar of North Carolina BBQ sauce? That ain’t bad…a girl slathered in mustard honey sauce, I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/56 "2014-01-01T17:30:50Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > [Link](http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/27/22075945-sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-a-ceramic-squirrel?lite) > Sounds like a rocky relationship. Still, she could have stabbed him in the nuts. > > Let’s see… > [ul][li]Southern state? Check.[/li][li]Common-law marriage? Check.[/li][li]Beer issue? Check.[/li][li]Tacky decoration? Check.[/ul][/li] > Way to perpetuate the stereotype, woman! (I wonder if they live in a trailer?) Has anyone forwarded this to Jeff Foxworthy yet? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/57 "2014-01-01T17:51:28Z")
Jesco, on the bridge, with a boombox. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/58 "2014-01-03T14:14:40Z")
Tonya, in the ice rink, with a crowbar. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/59 "2014-01-03T14:45:08Z")
Mary Lou, at the Roller Derby, with a beer bottle. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/60 "2014-01-03T18:18:22Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Tonya, in the ice rink, with a crowbar. Ooh, that’s a good one! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369.md?page=4)