# SC woman charged with stabbing husband with ceramic squirrel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369 "2013-12-28T20:23:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/61 "2014-01-03T18:27:06Z")
Phil, in the swamp, with a duck call. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/62 "2014-01-03T18:41:44Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > That ain’t bad…a girl slathered in mustard honey sauce, I mean. In CLUE terms, it’d be a hell of a way to go. 🆒 PS- Hey, I was only teasing, people. Nobody wants to restart the War between the BBQ Sauces. I mean, can you imagine? County parks… filled with grills… combatants cooking with all their might… innocent passers by littering the ground, too full to move, with eyes glazed over & blissful smiles on their faces… “Set up a Triage! Beef-rib comas on the left, pork comas on the right…” “…We’re getting reports of another wave coming in. They’ve started serving corn bread…” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/63 "2014-01-04T01:34:45Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > That ain’t bad…a girl slathered in mustard honey sauce, I mean. Been there, done that. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/64 "2014-01-04T01:40:54Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Been there, done that. Are you sure she wasn’t Kathoey? 🙂 I would think it would be sweet & sour sauce in Thailand. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/65 "2014-01-04T04:24:25Z")
I’m calling bullshit! No way the victim was wearing a shirt when this happened. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/66 "2014-01-04T11:24:07Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Are you sure she wasn’t Kathoey? > > 🙂 > > I would think it would be sweet & sour sauce in Thailand. :dubious: Sriracha sauce. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/67 "2014-01-06T15:57:31Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Phil, in the swamp, with a duck call. Leeanne, in the truck stop, with chlamydia. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/68 "2014-01-06T20:38:27Z")
The ‘Clue’ jokes have turned this into a silly thread. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/69 "2014-01-06T20:52:28Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > The ‘Clue’ jokes have turned this into a silly thread. Stabbing someone with a ceramic squirrel isn’t exactly the epitome of intellectualism. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/70 "2014-01-06T20:56:54Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Oh, just great. Now this will bring all the ceramic-squirrel-grabbers out of the woodwork. I just wrote my congressman to encourage his support of stricter ceramic squirrel control legislation. Please note that I am NOT anti-ceramic squirrel. I just favor increased background checks and a longer waiting period to reduce ceramic squirrel related violence. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/71 "2014-01-06T21:13:42Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#): > > I just wrote my congressman to encourage his support of stricter ceramic squirrel control legislation. > > Please note that I am NOT anti-ceramic squirrel. I just favor increased background checks and a longer waiting period to reduce ceramic squirrel related violence. If we outlaw ceramic squirrels, then only Outlaws will have ceramic squirrels. And it’s not as if they wouldn’t know where to find them, even if we did outlaw them. we’d just be keeping ceramic squirrels out of the hands of law-abiding citizens. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/72 "2014-01-06T21:25:06Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > If we outlaw ceramic squirrels, then only Outlaws will have ceramic squirrels. You say that like it’s a bad thing. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/73 "2014-01-06T23:30:20Z")
Emma Jean in the chicken coop with a hoe. …wait, is this White Trash Clue or White Trash Porn Titles? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/74 "2014-01-06T23:48:59Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > The ‘Clue’ jokes have turned this into a silly thread. I know - is’t it great? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/75 "2014-01-06T23:56:44Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > If we outlaw ceramic squirrels, then only Outlaws will have ceramic squirrels. > > And it’s not as if they wouldn’t know where to find them, even if we did outlaw them. we’d just be keeping ceramic squirrels out of the hands of law-abiding citizens. As I said, I am NOT suggesting that your precious ceramic squirrels be OUTLAWED!!! I specifically stated that ALL I am suggesting is longer waiting periods and increased background checks. Of course, you will probably make the ridiculous argument that the only way to stop a bad guy with a ceramic squirrel is if all the good guys get ceramic squirrels :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/76 "2014-01-07T00:21:51Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#): > > Of course, you will probably make the ridiculous argument that the only way to stop a bad guy with a ceramic squirrel is if all the good guys get ceramic squirrels :rolleyes: I believe all the Good Guys should have [ceramic dachshunds](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRS4DtJxtwLQOzMOoBhNPu0K2p5APIoXQk80v7Awa6rOu5qXKTaag). ---
**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/77 "2014-01-07T02:16:52Z")
Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel: “Wayall, He wuz axin’ fur a little tail.” the wife said. (And just to be clear. I have relatives that not only talk like that, that’s their Sunday Go to Church cleaned up accent.) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/78 "2014-01-07T02:28:49Z")
> [@Marion\_Wormer](#): > > “Wayall, He wuz axin’ fur a little tail.” the wife said. > > (And just to be clear. I have relatives that not only talk like that, that’s their Sunday Go to Church cleaned up accent.) They say that in CHURCH?!?! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/79 "2014-01-07T02:30:03Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > They say that in CHURCH?!?! :eek: Snake throwers. Ceramic-squirrel throwers? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/80 "2014-01-07T02:37:29Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Snake throwers. Ceramic-squirrel throwers? I believe the term is “snake handlers.” I would have no problem handling ceramic bunnies or dachshunds. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369.md?page=5)