# SC woman charged with stabbing husband with ceramic squirrel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369 "2013-12-28T20:23:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/81 "2014-01-07T02:45:25Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Snake throwers. Ceramic-squirrel throwers? And it’s 80 degrees American in Bangkok. It is 18F in Central Arkansas. Have I told you lately that I hate you? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/82 "2014-01-07T02:51:27Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > And it’s 80 degrees American in Bangkok. > It is 18F in Central Arkansas. > Have I told you lately that I hate you? > > 🙂 With temps like those, maybe the squirrel’s not ceramic, maybe it’s just frozen. (Pardon me while I go turn up the air-con a tad.) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/83 "2014-01-07T03:24:11Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > With temps like those, maybe the squirrel’s not ceramic, maybe it’s just frozen. (Pardon me while I go turn up the air-con a tad.) Good point, but you must sleep sometime… ---
**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/84 "2014-01-07T03:40:56Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > They say that in CHURCH?!?! :eek: In that accent! :o Sorry for the poor sentence structure.:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/85 "2014-01-07T18:27:36Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I believe the term is “snake handlers.” > I would have no problem handling ceramic bunnies or dachshunds. oooh! Preacher Ray, in the church, with a rattlesnake! ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/86 "2014-01-07T20:01:35Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I believe all the Good Guys should have [ceramic dachshunds](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRS4DtJxtwLQOzMOoBhNPu0K2p5APIoXQk80v7Awa6rOu5qXKTaag). There’s a ceramic basset hound at my dad’s place. That means he’s classy. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/87 "2014-01-07T20:49:05Z")
Would being killed by a “Praying Hands” statue be a white trash death, or just Redneck? What about a hen-shaped candy dish? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/88 "2014-01-07T21:22:02Z")
Barbara Jo, by the cistern, with a deviled egg plate. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/89 "2014-01-07T22:26:15Z")
Q: What if we just had tighter controls on Claycorns? ---
**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/90 "2014-01-08T00:44:11Z")
Billy Bob in the pig sty with the hay baler… ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/91 "2014-01-08T02:47:56Z")
> [@Marion\_Wormer](#): > > Billy Bob in the pig sty with the hay baler… … whose name was Lem. But how did we get off on the tangent of gay farm sex? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/92 "2014-01-08T03:04:22Z")
Willy Bob, behind the wood shed with a wood chipper. Damn, I like that! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/93 "2014-01-08T15:54:51Z")
> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#): > > _sigh_ > > That’s about 10 miles from here. Go, South Carolina. > > Though, I’ll say…on the subject of trailers… > > There’s a godawful lot of them - some fairly nice - down here. The local weather conditions don’t call for really heavy structures. And I certainly have brokerage clients with significant assets who live in such. It’s weird. Shhhh. Tornados my be listening in. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/94 "2014-01-08T20:49:52Z")
I dunno, I think we should praise her for her restraint, if she really wanted to hurt him, she would have used a ceramic moose. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/95 "2014-01-08T20:58:43Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > I dunno, I think we should praise her for her restraint, if she really wanted to hurt him, she would have used a ceramic moose. Ceramic [moose with an extended magazine](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-U0pDQJDi6Dc/UVQmozR7FRI/AAAAAAABDv4/t8NxprEKwo4/s1600/Screen+Shot+2013-03-28+at+6.57.55+AM.png) are illegal in South Carolina. ---
**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/96 "2014-01-10T00:07:11Z")
> [@Marion\_Wormer](#): > > Billy Bob in the pig sty with the hay baler… [QUOTE=Siam Sam] … whose name was Lem. But how did we get off on the tangent of gay farm sex? [/QUOTE] Okay, I looked things up on Urban Dictionary. What can I say? I didn’t know that. I grew up on a farm. To me a hay baler is [this](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zQgeyyBKfro/TejN4IBDP9I/AAAAAAAAD94/KOxuRbTVrpI/s400/20090821_1614-PattiBalingPasture4.jpg) (Trust me, VERY SFW) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/97 "2014-01-10T00:38:54Z")
> [@Marion\_Wormer](#): > > Okay, I looked things up on Urban Dictionary. What can I say? I didn’t know that. > > I grew up on a farm. To me a hay baler is [this](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zQgeyyBKfro/TejN4IBDP9I/AAAAAAAAD94/KOxuRbTVrpI/s400/20090821_1614-PattiBalingPasture4.jpg) (Trust me, VERY SFW) Okay, Billy Bob, behind the woodshed, with a [wood chipper.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodchipper) That would be so cool. Rent with cash in another city, chip the body into the Arkansas River… What? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/98 "2014-01-10T00:53:05Z")
Brother Taylor, in the dining room, with a Sunday dinner. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/99 "2014-01-10T00:55:32Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > Brother Taylor, in the dining room, with a Sunday dinner. He should have run Sunday dinner through a wood chipper afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/100 "2014-01-10T01:10:16Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Okay, Billy Bob, behind the woodshed, with a [wood chipper.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodchipper) > > That would be so cool. Rent with cash in another city, chip the body into the Arkansas River… > What? It’s been [done](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qWFhDvURLg). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369.md?page=6)