# SC woman charged with stabbing husband with ceramic squirrel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369 "2013-12-28T20:23:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/101 "2014-01-10T03:00:24Z")
> [@Marion\_Wormer](#): > > It’s been [done](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qWFhDvURLg). Works more like a paper shredder. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/102 "2014-01-10T05:08:29Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Works more like a paper shredder. :rolleyes: [you ok?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yce9umf5GR8) (warning, wood chipper involved) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/103 "2014-01-10T12:55:58Z")
> [@simster](#): > > [you ok?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yce9umf5GR8) > > (warning, wood chipper involved) Cool! ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/104 "2014-01-10T17:45:38Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > It said? IT SAID?! Read the sentence - “it” = the report. > [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > I like that they specified that it was \*decorative \*ceramic squirrel. Not a functional ceramic squirrel. 😃 > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Is it just me, or is anyone else disappointed that they didn’t report which colours were being fought over? Amen. Gotta know what colors to avoid. ---
**Author:** ![ruh-roh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ruh-roh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruh-roh)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/105 "2014-01-10T22:29:11Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > He should have run Sunday dinner through a wood chipper afterwards. 30,000 chicken dinners, +woodchipper: [CA Farmers Put Live Chickens In Wood Chipper](http://www.rense.com/general37/former.htm) but a long way from South Carolina. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/106 "2014-01-13T10:02:04Z")
> [@Marion\_Wormer](#): > > Okay, I looked things up on Urban Dictionary. What can I say? I didn’t know that. > > I grew up on a farm. To me a hay baler is [this](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zQgeyyBKfro/TejN4IBDP9I/AAAAAAAAD94/KOxuRbTVrpI/s400/20090821_1614-PattiBalingPasture4.jpg) (Trust me, VERY SFW) Ya know, after looking up haybaler in the [Urban Dictionary](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=haybaler)\* I gotta say despite the vote of 14 to 5 it sounds like hooey to me. I mean, it’s a lot of planning and forethought for not much payoff. \*About as safe for work as anything in the UD can be. ---
**Author:** ![Klytus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Klytus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klytus)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/107 "2014-01-13T17:52:18Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Is it just me, or is anyone else disappointed that they didn’t report which colours were being fought over? I’m hoping beyond hope that the man has the sense God gave a goose and called off the wedding, hence making this a moot point. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369/108 "2014-01-24T13:17:27Z")
When we take away ceramic squirrels, people will have to start [slapping each other with hog stomachs and using scissors to stab.](http://www.live5news.com/story/24519371/police-woman-stabbed-by-co-worker-during-argument-over-hog-stomachs) Stay classy, South Carolina. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sc-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/677369.md?page=5)