# Scalia Alito Thomas Bush: Form an orderly queue to suck my cock **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 30, 2006, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736 "2006-06-30T07:18:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sevastopol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Sevastopol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sevastopol)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/1 "2006-06-30T07:18:19Z")
ditto all other ‘conservative’ lawyers. [Form an orderly queue to suck cock.](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060630/ap_on_go_su_co/scotus_guantanamo_trials) > [@](#): > > The other three conservative justices, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito, strongly supported the government. > > “It is not clear where the court derives the authority — or the audacity — to contradict” Congress and the executive branch, Scalia wrote. Gobble, gobble, gobble! ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/2 "2006-06-30T07:23:58Z")
> [@Antonin Scalia](#): > > “It is not clear where the court derives the authority — or the audacity — to contradict” Congress and the executive branch, Scalia wrote. The Constitution and laws of the US, dipshit. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/3 "2006-06-30T07:29:34Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > The Constitution and laws of the US, dipshit. You’ll eventually get used to him. He’s actually kind of cute when he starts frothing at the anus. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/4 "2006-06-30T07:41:53Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > You’ll eventually get used to him. He’s actually kind of cute when he starts frothing at the anus. I thought that was senator Santorum? ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/5 "2006-06-30T11:15:30Z")
_duffer:_ > [@](#): > > You’ll eventually get used to him. He’s actually kind of cute when he starts frothing at the anus. Well, Scalia isn’t _that_ bad. He’s unfit for the bench, of course, but doesn’t actually froth at the anus. ---
**Author:** ![Sevastopol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Sevastopol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sevastopol)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/6 "2006-06-30T11:24:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by **Antonin Scalia** “It is not clear where the court derives the authority — or the audacity — to contradict Congress and the executive branch”, Scalia wrote. On reflection this has to be the most astounding sentence in American jurisprudence. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/7 "2006-06-30T12:47:43Z")
Christ, we liberals finally win something on an important issue and already we’re grousing that somebody didn’t see it our way. No wonder we suck at politics. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/8 "2006-06-30T12:58:53Z")
What get’s me is in the dissent, Thomas refers to Justice John Paul Stevens’ “unfamiliarity with the realities of warfare”. Stevens was in the Navy during WWII. Thomas has no military experience. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/9 "2006-06-30T13:05:08Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > Christ, we liberals finally win something on an important issue and already we’re grousing that somebody didn’t see it our way. No wonder we suck at politics. [Except that Bush is still intending to have military tribunals despite the ruling](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5131812.stm) ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/10 "2006-06-30T14:22:42Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > The Constitution and laws of the US, dipshit. My limited understanding is that it doesn’t - that power actually comes from the _Marbury v. Madison_ decision in 1803. Which is not to say it’s not essential to the form of our government. But the Constitution is a rather short document and many ideas we consider extremely important weren’t actually written into the Constitution. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/11 "2006-06-30T14:50:47Z")
We already knew Scalia takes the reactionary Federalist Society approach, which broadly denies the legitimacy of pretty much anything that’s happened in jurisprudence since before the Civil War, but now we find he wants to go back even further? To before _1803_, fer Og’s sake? Just when exactly does he think we took a wrong turn - at independence? The Restoration, maybe? Or is he simply trying to rationalize a foundation for his simple partisanship? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/12 "2006-06-30T16:01:50Z")
> [@Sevastopol](#): > > Scalia Alito Thomas Bush: Form an orderly queue to suck my cock I just wanted to mention that you have an interesting taste in women. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/13 "2006-06-30T16:12:18Z")
How on earth did that post wind up in this thread? It was supposed to go [here, in IMHO](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=377474). Would some kind person please report these two posts to a moderator before I turn appropriately red with embarrassment, white with mortification, and blue with dejection? ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/14 "2006-06-30T16:16:21Z")
> [@Siege](#): > > Would some kind person please report these two posts to a moderator before I turn appropriately red with embarrassment, white with mortification, and blue with dejection? I’d be more concerned with **Sevastopol** ordering you to get in line. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/15 "2006-06-30T16:25:35Z")
> [@Siege](#): > > How on earth did that post wind up in this thread? It was supposed to go [here, in IMHO](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=377474). Would some kind person please report these two posts to a moderator before I turn appropriately red with embarrassment, white with mortification, and blue with dejection? **Siege** , I moved your post to the appropriate thread. I also accidentally renamed the thread and moved it to the Pit in the process, but I think everything is OK now. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/16 "2006-06-30T16:52:19Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I just wanted to mention that you have an interesting taste in women. On the upside, I’m fairly certain that Scalia’s teeth are of the removable sort. :o \<----- Scalia ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/17 "2006-06-30T18:03:49Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Just when exactly does he think we took a wrong turn - at independence? The Restoration, maybe? Or is he simply trying to rationalize a foundation for his simple partisanship? Duh. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/18 "2006-06-30T18:06:25Z")
There are in fact Dopers who also ascribe to the Federalist Society philosophy. Might it just be possible to draw them out a bit about their views of Scalia’s remarkable statement before such an abrupt dismissal? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/19 "2006-06-30T18:20:01Z")
> [@OneCentStamp](#): > > :o \<----- Scalia Thanks. That may have turned me off forever. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736/20 "2006-06-30T19:22:03Z")
> [@OneCentStamp](#): > > On the upside, I’m fairly certain that Scalia’s teeth are of the removable sort. > > :o \<----- Scalia Where’s the blue-black stubble? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scalia-alito-thomas-bush-form-an-orderly-queue-to-suck-my-cock/362736.md?page=2)