It’s their version of an Easter egg in a movie
Minnie Pearl’s granddaughter is trying to scam me.
Hello! I am Lika and I would like to get to know you more. I admit, it is not my first attempt to detect someone on the Internet. My previously acquaintances did not end well. I am 32, I dwell in Turkey. I am a manager in a small office. In my leisure time, I restore from a concerded day at work by pursuing my darling hobbies. I like to lection interesting books, stroll in the fresh air and spend time with close friends. I am also engaged to going and detecting new places - I try to go on sapid trips as often as possible. I fell hopefull you don’t protest me getting straight to the case. I’m looking for a serious and llong-time relationship. Perhaps we could meet and go to an exhibition or just go dor a stroll in a nice park? I am positive that we will have anything to discuss - I have a great deal sapid stories that I will be happy to share. I care for to journey, so meeting novel folk is always engrossing for me. Unfortunately, at the present time I have not still seen your photo, but I would like to know you. Please send off me your photography so that I can larger imagine who I am meeting. In return, I too send off you my photo so that you can get a first impression of me. I’ll be looking forward to your response! I fell hopefull for a pleasant familiarity. If you are concerded in me, please respond to my personal email: [redacted]With respect, Lika
I don’t live in Turkey so meeting for a roll in the hay is out of the question.
Peter Mosse
Yeah, all of the needlepoint, gardening, canning, and wine-fermenting sites that I regularly visit. Truly a host of unholy horrors that I dare not let any other people in my life know about!
Very disappointed in your response, Coach
So you’re a private eye?
Just like my previous marriages!
It’s almost Thanksgiving; everyone is dwelling in turkey
Rule 34; whatever floats your boat (with your euphemisms)
I received an email at work supposedly from the CEO:
Just curious, are you even in a department that would otherwise deal with this if it was a legit request, like HR/payroll?
The #1 Cybersecurity test email that employees at our company open the attachment or click on a link for are the ones labeled “Executive Salaries (confidential)”
I remember one of those cyber security test emails literally said in the subject line “This is a test. Report using the Report Phish button.” And still some persons fail the tests.
The only thing missing is a “kindly”.

Just curious, are you even in a department that would otherwise deal with this if it was a legit request, like HR/payroll? -
Yes, the email came to the company’s HR email address. Fortunately it was abortive.
I’ve been receiving two new types of scam/spam calls lately on my cell phone.
The first type is a recorded message from either a breast cancer or a police group but neither claim to be a charity. Instead they identify themselves as a political action committee (PAC) and want money to elect people to support breast cancer research or more funding for the police. One fun bit is the call starts with an announcement that the call is being recorded and is that OK with me? Most of the time, I say no and the call ends abruptly.
The other one is from a company that can help with the IRS tax delinquency that I supposedly have. The way these calls go is the phone rings once and then stops ringing and then five or ten minutes later, there’s a voicemail message from them, like this one.
Hey it’s Trevor from the tax restored collective at ###-###-####. I’m calling about your past due filing looking at your file not sure if you still have some past taxes due or missed filing or if you took care of that already give me a call back if you still need assistance and we can help you with one of our many programs under the economic recovery initiative which would make any small or large amounts you may owe noncollectible give me a call back…
It’s interesting that they can end the call after only one ring (I’ve tried to pick up a couple of times) and still leave voicemail.

The first type is a recorded message from either a breast cancer or a police group but neither claim to be a charity. Instead they identify themselves as a political action committee (PAC) and want money to elect people to support breast cancer research or more funding for the police.
Almost every penny they collect goes to pay fundraising expenses(their own).
Any cold calling about taxes is a scam. There’s no way anybody would have your confidential tax files without your permission.
I already know it’s a scam; I’m not that much of an idiot.
I’m slightly impressed at how they’re able to leave a voicemail message after apparently terminating the call.
Someone is too cheap to buy a new script.
PAYMENT US$650,000.00 UNITED STATES DOLLARS FOR YOU,URGENT RESPONSE
THIS EMAIL…Dear Customer:
The Wood-Forest National Bank Texas controlling department has issued a security transfer CODE which is (WF/400/105/24), the Authentication section code of this bank concludes the verification of your file. After going through all the documents of claim received by this department with justification and verification from the global strategy United States we are completely satisfied and you have been confirmed.
Only 650,000? Cheapskates.
Peter Mosse
The only part that’s newer is the demand for payment (by gift card, the only currency banks deal in) right up front.

I remember one of those cyber security test emails literally said in the subject line “This is a test. Report using the Report Phish button.” And still some persons fail the tests.
Damn. Someone’s not reading their email titles. I get low numbers on my phishing tests because I DO read the titles. If it’s not something that I’m required to deal with, I delete the email without opening it. Deleting a phish test doesn’t count - you have to report it.
I’m not going to worry about it. My way is faster.
Something Cool This Way Comes.
Got an email a few days ago where the scammer neglected to do a BBC, revealing all the victims he sent the scam to.
APPLY FOR AN URGENT LOAN
I would like to recommend you to a credible and sincere private loan lender who approved my loan to me just within few hours after so many failed attempts to get a loan, i was surprised and joyful that the private lender rescued me and offered me a loan with 3% interest rate, contact him now if you need an urgent loan.
Walther Greene (one of the intended victims)
Is it really urgent?
Only for the scammers.
Peter Mosse
Very unfortunate! I thought they really needed to give me some money this time. I need to pay the fees for my $10’500’000 fund
Walther Greene
I’m due $50,000,000 Billion United State Dollars any day now. You want some? I can send it by gift card or Bitcoin.
Peter Mosse
Fifty thousand billion USD dollars? wow man that’s a lot of money!
Can you send it by Coin Squirt?
Walther Greene
Atomic Shrimp fan detected.
Peter Mosse
(Coin Squirt is a creation of @Mangetout )
Somebody has started using ssa.org to impersonate the Social Security Administration (ssa.gov).
Social Security Administration noreply@ssa.org
Dear valued client,
We are excited to introduce a new tool that will make managing your Social Security benefits easier and more efficient than ever before.
To provide you with the best possible service, we have developed the Social Security Assistant program. This innovative tool is designed to give you quick and secure access to your Social Security Statement, earnings record, and benefit information.
With the Social Security Assistant program, you will be able to:
- Stay up-to-date with recent changes to your information
- Verify the accuracy of your earnings record effortlessly
- Access valuable insights into your benefits
We encourage you to download the Social Security Assistant program today to take full advantage of these features and ensure the accuracy of your records.
Download Now
As part of our commitment to your convenience, we will no longer send physical copies of your Statement by mail.
Thank you for choosing us to manage your Social Security information. Download the Social Security Assistant program today and stay on top of your financial future.
“Download Now” points to something called ptdirgatunasmandiri dot com, which redirects to some site in Spain and downloads a .exe disguised as a .pdf. I deleted the file right after seeing what it really was and the real SSA has been notified.
You just can’t get much lower effort than this.
Dear Beneficiary
Your fund of$3.2million us dollars ready for you to start picking it up
today. You are to go
and send the transfer charge fee of $25 to enable the immediate
release of the online transfer as you will immediately pick up your
money today.Another payment will be arranged tomorrow morning as well.
Time is running out and this transaction needs to be completed this
Month to make sure that you are in full possession of your fund.Kindly use this information to send the fee:Send the fee via Only
iTunes card or steam wallet.Choose your preferred options and buy the card.
1.Itunes Gift Card
2.Apple Gift Card
2.Steam Wallet Card
3.Amazon Gift CardSincerely
Steve Mandanda
I got an email today from “my company.” It had a PDF attachment that was titled Revised Handbook. I opened it up, and it was personalized with the company name, and then a few pages and the last page had a QR code that said to scan it and download the rest of the “handbook” I actually tried it on my iPhone, and it went to someplace in Russia, and then got wedged with a blank page (probably trying to download malware).
Pretty typical scam except who (supposedly) it’s from.
I’ve bolded the mistakes. The only believable part is the request for a Sephora card.
From Mrs.Melania Trump
> The White House
(Official Residence of the President of the US) 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC 20500 USAHow are you today?
I am Mrs.Melania Trump and I am writing to inform you about your Bank
Cheque Draft brought by the United States Embassy from the government
of your fund origin in the white house Washington DC which contains
the sum of $25.millions us dollars credited from the bank of America,
the delivery of your funds has been mandated to be deliver to your
address as soon as you get back to me with your home address and your
cell phone number.Bear it in mind that I have taken my time to be in charge of your
funds as instructed by my husband to ensure that you receive your
funds successfully from the white house to reduce the economy and I’m
the only one that has your funds in regard to my husband Dr.Joe Biden
and you will have to pay the sum of $50.00 only before your Bank
Cheque Draft will deliver to you, the reason why the fee is required
is to have your funds clearance paper from the origin of the funds to
avoid any harassment from the authority and you are also expected to
be announced on BBC World News, CGTN America, CNN International, CNN
en Español and Fox News as the winner of the said amount on Saturday as
soon as your fund is delivered to you.So you are seriously advised to get back to me with your home address
and also the payment information today for the immediate effect of your
delivery. Note that the $50 is the only fee and final payment you
will pay, have my assurance.But if you refused to pay the fee today or
tomorrow IRS will be cancel your Bank Cheque Draft by authority of my
> husband Dr. Melania Trump ,However, according to our agreement with the originator, all our
communications should be on email for record purpose so follow my
instruction accordingly, even if you don’t have the $50 try to borrow
and send it immediately today because this is your life opportunity
and I don’t want you to lose it any more.Please I will advise you to urgently make the payment to the listed
cashier information here as instructed you by the originator’ s
authority. I will look forward to receiving your email today with the
payment to enable the origin to secure the needed clearance papers
required at White House B. Republic to deliver your funds. Note that
it will take only 14hrs to deliver your Bank Cheque Draft in receipt
of the $50 payment.Please find $50 Steam Wallet Gift Card or Sephora Card iTunes Gift
Cards is acceptable,scratch it and attached the picture to us,Attached here is the scanned copy of my valid working identification
for your confidence.
I look forward to seeing your response to my email with the payment today.Regards
Mrs.Melania Trump
The White House
(Official Residence of the President of the US)1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC 20500 USA
You didn’t attach your ID.
Peter Mosse