# Scared to reveal your alien love affair? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2013, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457 "2013-06-20T12:55:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457/21 "2013-06-23T21:35:20Z")
I once made out with a radiator woman from the radiator planet. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457/22 "2013-06-24T02:14:32Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Relax. _Rishathra_ doesn’t count. Did Bill Clinton say that? I’m pretty sure Bill Clinton said that. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457/23 "2013-06-24T02:41:01Z")
That dude has been soooo scammed! Cat Queen wouldn’t be caught in the Milky Way much less this lower sector of the galaxy. Sounds like he’s been conned by one of those trejorian multi genders. My guess is they’ve uploaded his encounters to the empath network and are using the residual payments (behordiats love cheesy empath porn, they goo up their empath cylinders all day on that stuff) to fund the razor crystals they need to fuel their ship for the cross galaxy run. Oh those crazy Trej punks. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457/24 "2013-06-24T07:49:53Z")
Aliens always have names that would be high-scoring words in Scrabble, but dammit, proper nouns are forbidden. ---
**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457/25 "2013-06-24T07:56:28Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Relax. _Rishathra_ doesn’t count. > [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > Did Bill Clinton say that? I’m pretty sure Bill Clinton said that. Oh dear. NOW it occurs to me to look that up. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457/26 "2013-06-24T19:35:33Z")
As long as they agree to raise the children Catholic. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457/27 "2013-06-24T23:33:03Z")
Damn it…why is it always the maniacs and schizophrenics that get all the confidence and charisma? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457/28 "2013-06-25T00:10:00Z")
Sounds like you need to listen to Troy McClure’s self help video, “Get confident, stupid!” ---
**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457/29 "2013-06-25T00:37:47Z")
> [@Ranchoth](#): > > Damn it…why is it always the maniacs and schizophrenics that get all the confidence and charisma? Natural selection? I figure if you’re not genetically preprogrammed to have a grossly distorted perception of reality, the infants of your species would either strangle themselves with their own umbilical cord, or failing that, grab a scalpel and take out everyone in the operating room as soon as they saw daylight. When they sent us here - the planet of the double-wides - at the crusty, ass-end of this shit hole galaxy (no offense), they had to lie to us. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking they told us a pretty, soothing lie, maybe the way you’d tell your dying goldfish the toilet is really just a bigger bowl, which, you know, isn’t even a lie really. No. This was supposed to be a zombie-vampire-grammar nazi planet. We were told it was a one way trip - a virtual suicide mission, which again, wasn’t exactly a lie, only this time, was so much better than the truth. (just in case it’s hard to tell when I’m joking . . . ^—joke 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457/30 "2013-06-25T04:39:33Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > I once made out with a radiator woman from the radiator planet. That was a radiator. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457/31 "2013-06-25T04:41:25Z")
Is there a burn ward within 10 feet of here? ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2013, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457/32 "2013-06-25T05:01:32Z")
Of course it had to be a cat-alien. What is it about felines and sexuality? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457/33 "2013-06-26T20:44:43Z")
Well, they do share a name with the lady bits. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scared-to-reveal-your-alien-love-affair/661457.md?page=1)